Pretend I'm Your Shrink, Share Anything with Me- I'll Help if I Can

by flipper 56 Replies latest jw friends

  • flipper
    flipper

    JK- The answer to your question is no. You have an interests in breasts because you were sneaking looks at Playboy magazines in kindergarten !

    WANDERLUST GUY- All I can see is you are flipping me off with an angry bird in your picture wearing a textured shirt. Smells fishy to me ! Now , let's go to part 2.

    JOURNEY-ON & FLYING HIGH NOW- Now you girls give each other a hug now ! We're just havin' fun here !

    FARKEL- Farkel said, " This is idiotic " . Not half as idiotic as your hilarious picture avatar ! By the way bro, considering all that has happened on the board lately, this is stress relieving, just good fun ! That's all.

    COGNIZANT DISSIDENT- Well, in my educated opinion, it's not Farkel's ears are too big, it's that his head is too small ! As for his tongue action, I have sworn to secrecy on that in confidence to him. I will not divulge why it's sticking out ! You don't want to know ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • cognizant dissident
    cognizant dissident

    Hi Dr Flipper.

    Me again. I'm infatuated with a man who has multiple personality disorder. He has even admitted to impersonating a man with a really big truck and boat. What should I do?

    Cog

  • erynw
    erynw

    I was ignored by the therapist.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    I was ignored by the therapist.

    You're saying you're going to need therapy to recover from this therapist?

  • flipper
    flipper

    BLUEVICEROY- I think you are expanding your , " accepting of others " horizons ! Great job. You may just argue with your new friend all the time, due to differences , but you'll learn new things !

    ERYNW- Sounds to me like you want Mel Gibson real bad ! I say, go roll around in the feathers with him and spank him with the spatula ! You'll make a new friend !

    NVR- Sorry, bud. Had a Freudian slip there for a minute. Ya know, everything has everything to do with sex ! Why can't white men jump? Simple. Because they're not black

  • erynw
    erynw
    You're saying you're going to need therapy to recover from this therapist?

    Hold me.

  • nvrgnbk
    nvrgnbk
    You're saying you're going to need therapy to recover from this therapist?
    Hold me.

    Awwwwwwww. Ok.

    LOL!

  • flipper
    flipper

    COGNIZANT DISSIDENT- Make sure your guy is REALLY BIG in more important areas than the truck and boat ! And I don't mean his brain.

    ERYNW- I'm sorry I was a little slow to respond . But take my advice, Mel will treat you nice. I'll hold you if you want, but my wife might find out. Especially if she reads this tonight ! LOL!

    NVR- At least my patients will get plenty of more therapy sessions ! After meeting with me , they'll need them. LOL! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • erynw
    erynw
    Awwwwwwww. Ok.

    fanks!

  • JK666
    JK666

    Doctor Flipper,

    Long time listener, second time caller. I have another question:

    I once dated a Catholic girl that said she either wanted to marry me, or become a nun. Ever since that time I have wondered what it would be like to do the nasty with a nun. I guess you could say I might be getting into a nasty habit. But seriously folks, I am talking about a really hot nun, not a wrinkled, old one. What should I do? Should I find a freaky chick to role play this with me, or go down to the nearest convent and proposition a real one.

    JK

    Inquiring minds want to know.

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