Pretend I'm Your Shrink, Share Anything with Me- I'll Help if I Can

by flipper 56 Replies latest jw friends

  • flipper
    flipper

    FLYING HIGH NOW- The job does pay well.We give out paid holidays, free medical insurance, hey your wish is my command ! Within reason of course ! A Billy Jack Hat, eh? Looks good on you, cool!

    WHYIZIT- I would ask your friend in a kind manner how come the Watchtower society condemns the Catholics and other religions in their tract entitled, " Has Religion Betrayed God and Man ? " for covering over child abuse , when the Watchtower society just settled multimillion dollar lawsuits with 16 witness child abuse victims out of court , and then put a "gag " order on them keeping them from talking about it in public ? This coverup by the Jehovah's Witnesses was reported on nationwide news NBC evening news , so they can't deny it.

    I doubt very seriously that your friend would ever have an adequate explanation for the coverup reasons, as the governing body of the witnesses keeps this information from the rank and file members. I would advise you to seriously consider NOT joining this religion as it has it's members under " cult mind control", and " information control ". They will not tell you the whole story of what is going on in the witnesses, they will just paint a pretty little " imaginary paradise " picture for you, and leave out any negative details which you should really know, if you are thinking of joining. I highly recommend you educate and inform yourself from other sources " outside " the witnesses too , to give you a more rounded, informed , objective viewpoint . To NOT do that, is being gullible. Good luck, Peace out, Mr. Flipper

    R. CRUSOE- I too lean towards the " atheists " views . I'm a strong agnostic and a maybe atheist , perhaps a newbie atheist. Time will tell

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow
    FLYING HIGH NOW- The job does pay well.We give out paid holidays, free medical insurance, hey your wish is my command ! Within reason of course ! A Billy Jack Hat, eh? Looks good on you, cool!

    Can I wear the hat to work? Is there travel?

  • flipper
    flipper

    FLYING HIGH NOW- You can wear the hat to work, when traveling representing the company, even using the restroom, sit there wearing your hat , you'd still look good in it ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • JK666
    JK666

    Dr. Flipper,

    Hi, long time listener, third time caller. I have a question:

    Ever since the Bill Clinton-Monica Lewinsky affair, I have developed a strange fetish. I want to have a woman in a blue dress be my humidor. Is this wrong of me to think of a woman in this way? And would the humidity stay consistant for my Cohiba's?

    JK

    Inquiring minds want to know.

  • sweetstuff
    sweetstuff

    Hmm, thinking, ok, I got one. How do you explain nicely to a man that although he rocks your world in bed, he doesn't out of it and he needs to back off and give you some space? Without hurting his feelings I mean.

  • flipper
    flipper

    JK- No, it's not wrong. But since you are my most prolific horn-dog client, , you definitely have to make sure the woman is more kinkier than you ! In order to survive the onslaught of affection and attention !! Just don't get into anything that hurts -too much ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • flipper
    flipper

    SWEETSTUFF- Tell him his brains are in the wrong "head ", you like being " friends " with benefits, then tell him to read " Crisis of Conscience ", and he will really know what you mean ! You are experiencing cognizant dissenence . Then tell him, " Hey baby, let me control that other head of yours, the one on top of your skull " ! Then read together, " Combatting Cult Mind Control ". He'll either think you are the smartest woman next to sliced bread, or will run out of your house, setting his hair on fire ! So you are basically dealing with a 50/50% chance here . It's basically what you started with . Best I can offer, Peace out, Mr. Flipper good Luck

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