Your Pretend Shrink is Back! Tell Me Your Troubles- I'll Help if I Can

by flipper 49 Replies latest jw friends

  • flipper
    flipper

    Hello my dear friends ! I did a thread on this about a month ago in a humorous way - so I figured I would do it again to see how things went for you during the Christmas holiday season. Hopefully my off-beat sometimes humorous, sometimes insane, sometimes serious advice helped you. If it didn't ,well, we could try again ! LOL! So feel free to open up about anything you want that might be stressing you ,or anything you want to talk about ! This is just a comical or serious stress release thread , designed to give you the free will and choice to let it out ! So, like a month ago let's have fun here. Be good ( at least keep it clean somewhat so the thread doesn't get locked ). As always , I look forward to your takes, observations and rants ! LOL! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • RisingEagle
    RisingEagle

    Thanks Flipper I need this! I have no idea how to get my 7 year old girl how to explain her ideas in language I can understand. "Dad. Dad. Hey Dad...DAD! There was this movie lady that has this thing and always sometimes she takes it with another thing, it does sumpin. Can I do that?"

    What am I allowing or denying my child when I respond, and what far reaching effect will this have on her psyche?

  • flipper
    flipper

    RISING EAGLE - All the movie ladies have things ( last time I checked) and always take it with another thing, it always does something. Yeah, well. Depending on what the " thing " is the movie lady is doing, you can always change the channel to animal planet or Disney channel , ( your daughter is seven, correct?) which will spare her for now at her age. Believe me, it will help her psyche for now , because she will find out about those " other things " as a teenager anyway ! Deal with it then, when you cross that bridge, don't complicate her mind with too many things now

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    Forget the seven year old child? How do I get my fortysomething husband to ask for a domestic item in English. "You know the thingababober you stir with to make that stuff. Make that stuff again. It was good. Um-pah."

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    HELP. My parents won't let me go anywhere. They used to. When I was younger, but now I spend all my time just going around in circles in our backyard. I guess it's my punishment. You see my dad has always told me not to use his tools. Well, I didn't listen. I grabbed his hammer and a box of five-penny nails, and I went to town. Well, not literally. I didn't leave our back yard, but I pounded those nails into anything I could. My favorite was this old stump that sitsh halfway between the garage and our back porch. So now, here I am. Unable to leave the yard. Please advise....

    Signed.

    Hand Nailed To Stump

  • flipper
    flipper

    JGNAT- Yeah, I hear you, unintelligible babble can be a hindrance in any relationship ! LOL! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Flipper..I got a new truck..There`s a light that comes on..It say`s "Door Ajar".....The door looks the same and theres no Jars in the truck..Question Mark 3Question Mark 3...............Laughing Mutley...OUTLAW

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    Flipper,
    It burns when I pee. What do I do? Help?

  • flipper
    flipper

    ABANDONED- You can always walk around the stump in circles with your hand nailed into it. At least you'll get some exercise !

    OUTLAW- The light message that comes on is an aberration ! Your truck really has demons ! LOL! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • minimus
    minimus

    My problem is that I got a DVD set of "Amos & Andy" as a gift. Now I can't stop talking just like The "Kingfish". What can I do?

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