Your Pretend Shrink is Back! Tell Me Your Troubles- I'll Help if I Can (page 4)

flipper

CHANGELING- Did BFD call you Little miss riding hood ? Then how do you know he is a wolf ?

JK- Don't even talk about wolfs dude! I know you are one ! Woof. Woof

tula

Mr. Flipper...Talk to me about demons.

I always thought the demons had names like: "the spirit of anger", the "spirit of jealousy", the "spirit of alcohol".

So really, is the spirit to blame or is there any personal accountability?

Are demons more than these things? I mean like what's the deal with Jesus sending demons into pigs who then jump off the cliff. Are demons actual entities like life forms?

I think I have gotton a demon from some JWs I know. It's the "spirit of not getting the point".

Help me if you can.

Priest73

Ok, I'm back. the sex seem to work. Only took 6 hours of 'doing it.' I'm peeing fine now. thanks for the support.

TULA- Some demons have names. My wife calls me a demon when, oh never mind. The crazy dude that had shackles on him in the graveyard when Jesus was alive had many demons named, " Legions" in him. The witnesses have demons in them called" spirits of cult mind control". But it's your responsibility to develop critical thinking skills to ward off these " mind control demons " ! If that doesn't work- just act crazy when the witnesses come to your door, and hold up a cross with Jesus in their face and start talking in tongues- loud ! I guarantee they will run away from you ! Good luck, Peace out, Mr. Flipper

JK666

I keep thinking of the Red Hot Chili Peppers quote, "I got the demon in my semen."

JK

"I'm a freak of nature"

flipper

JK- " I got the demon in my semen? " Wow! Another timeless quote from our , " Blood, Sugar, Sex, Magic" stud of JWD- Zappa man JK ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

JK666

Oh yeah, rock on! I can get into the "Peppers" on a night like tonight. But I will probably turn low and get into Tom Waits in a bit. Maybe Tori Amos or Lou Reed for a near wrist slashing sort of night.

Happy happy joy joy,

JK

flipper

JK- I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers ! I think they are one of the more talented groups of today ! I have their last 3 albums- which I think each one got better-

Californication

BY The Way

Stadium Arcadium was my favorite album of 2006 totally ! Probably my favorite album in the last 10 to 15 years easily

horrible life

Ok, I'm back. the sex seem to work. Only took 6 hours of 'doing it.' I'm peeing fine now. thanks for the support.

6 hours!!! Priest, Exactly where did you buy it??? Hurry, the stores are won't be open much longer. I'm getting my coat on, I'll run upstairs and get my shoes, my husband is warming up the car. Child is going to friends house.

Hurry and get back to me, time is a wasteing!!!!!!!

Abandoned

Dear Shrink. I have an, ummm, embarrassing problem that I could use your help with. I don't feel comfortable mentioning it directly, but please let me describe my symptoms. I've had this, errrrrr, habit, since I was a little boy, but back then I really didn't know what I was doing. As I grew older, and started noticing certain magazines and such, I began to get more of a feel for what I was doing, but other than the quick release, I'd always find myself listless and disappointed afterwards. Then, finally, just after the start of my first year of college, I was able to take my habit to the next level. I was scared, but thrilled when I finally witnessed my first field goal up close and personal. Watching it sail between the uprights was quite thrilling. But, just like when I was younger, this heightened experience just left me disappointed and listless. Especially in January.

So please, Dr. Shrink, help me with my embarrassing problem. Help me to quit being a Minnesota Vikings fan.

Bored In January

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