Your Pretend Shrink is Back! Tell Me Your Troubles- I'll Help if I Can

by flipper 49 Replies latest jw friends

  • Priest73
    Priest73

    Mr Flipper,
    I Just drank the goldenseal tea, and I'm having sex right now. I'll let you know how it works out.

  • minimus
    minimus

    Flipper, I'm in need and you tell me that? You stink as a shrink. Think of Slingblade's Thornton character only more delberate and you'll hear the voice of The Kingfish.

    OK, I'll give ya a different one.

    Why do people love me so????

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    I am only having sex three times per week and getting blown once per month. I would like sex 5 times per week and to get blown minimum once per week. Any suggestions?

  • horrible life
    horrible life

    Priest, it has been wayyy past 5 minutes. Well??? Did you get called away or what?

  • changeling
    changeling

    After a long break, I played the "werewolf" game and I was the first one lynched (I was an innocent villager).

    Is there anything I can do to boost my self esteem?

    changeling

  • BFD
    BFD

    Dr. Flipper, I recruited a lovely lady to come and play the werewolf game and repaid her kindness by dangling her by the neck at the end of a rope. How do I get over the guilt?

    BFD

  • flipper
    flipper

    Sorry, you all for the delay. This damned Pacific coast storm knocked the good shrink's P.G. &E. out for almost 4 hours. O.K. We can resume the counseling sessions. Where were we? I'll take you in order here.

    TATIANA- Take the red pill girl,it's more sexy.

    PRIEST 73- Hope the Goldenseal works great for you ! " Come again" for another visit ! Let me know how it all shakes out.

    MINIMUS- People love you here on JWD, because you have a take, and don't suck !

    STILLA- Entice your wife more, and she will be more interested in sex. Start the foreplay on the living room sofa, with " elongated" foreplay for at least an hour or more, then take the action to the bedroom. I guarantee results.

    HORRIBLE LIFE- Priest can only last 5 minutes you said? LOL! Did I hear correctly ?

    CHANGELING- Stop being so innocent at the werewolf game and cheat ! You will feel better about winning and if you still lose and get lynched- just drink some straight shots of Vodka to boost your self esteem. Works every time ! LOL! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

  • changeling
    changeling

    BFD is a mean and nasty wolf!!!!

    changeling

  • JK666
    JK666

    Keep it clean?! That leaves me and my thoughts out.

    JK

  • flipper
    flipper

    BFD- How do you get over the guilt of lynching the lovely lady ? Lynch yourself as well- after having several shots of Vodka ! LOL! Make it an enjoyable lynching

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