Your Pretend Shrink is Back! Tell Me Your Troubles- I'll Help if I Can (page 5)

oneairhead

I feel a strong desire to place my hat in the ring for president of the US and run on a plat form national sexcare for everyone!

HORRIBLE LIFE- You are funny ! LOL!

ABANDONED- Well, I think there are some deep psychological issues here regarding beating off while watching field goals being kicked ! This is going to require more than one session to get to the psychological ramifications of this ! Hey, you could always choose the New England Patriots ! A bit more of a winning choice, ya think?

ONE AIRHEAD- Well, with your avatar name, I feel you have as good a chance as any of the other candidates to be nominated for president ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

Finally-Free

I have a problem. People don't take me seriously. I suspect it might have something to do with the feathers on my butt. They think I'm a bird and give me pellets to eat when I really want some pizza, heavy on the cheese, please!

Rocco

Abandoned

*raies rifle and takes aim at finally-free*

What do you mean nobody takes you seriously?

flipper

FINALLY FREE- If you eat too much pizza and cheese your feathered a$$ will get constipated and you will die of cockatiel bloat !

ABANDONED- Cockatiels in Santa hats scare the hell out of me too! I understand ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

flipper

OUTLAW- All our animals are shaved, what's the problem ? LOL! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

Abandoned

OUTLAW- All our animals are shaved, what's the problem ? LOL! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

Cool! I just love shaved pussy cats.

flipper

ABANDONED- Reminds me of a Johnny Carson incident on his show. Jane Fonda told Carson that her son saw one of his shows where Zsa Zsa Gabor was on his show and had her cat sitting on her lap. Zsa Zsa asked Johnny ,Would you like to pet my pussy ? " Johnny said, " I'd love to if you'd get that damned cat off your lap !"

Carson was the best at quick witted humor, bar none. In his deadpan style he told Jane Fonda, " Uh, no I don't think that happened. I would have remembered that. " Funny as hell ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

Bumble Bee

Mr Flipper (and Mrs Flipper)

You give EXCELLENT advice!!

Love you guys!

BB

flipper

BUMBLE BEE- Thanks for your kind words. It is much appreciated. You know, if you saw the movie with Kevin Spacey, " Pay it Forward "? Just go do that same thing for someone else- and it is amazing how all of our worlds become a better place to live in. It is really true. Love you guys too ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper

Your Pretend Shrink is Back! Tell Me Your Troubles- I'll Help if I Can

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