Oh yeah, she looks like a Christian!

by FlyingHighNow 87 Replies latest social humour

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned
    She is using her breasts to entice us to return to Church. "If Christians look like that..." Evil.

    But I thought, from a creationist's standpoint, that God created women they way he did to ensure that we were willing to pro-create with them. Why wouldn't he use that to keep the guys listening to the boring stories in the pews too?

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Never saw it. You know what my point is. This is not exactly what is promoted as christian. I'm sure she's a very nice girl and says her prayers after she gets groped by the preacher in his office for wearing such a shirt to the Sunday meetin'.

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned
    I'm sure she's a very nice girl and says her prayers after she gets groped by the preacher in his office for wearing such a shirt to the Sunday meetin'.

    OK, so you've just judged her as whore and the preacher as a lech.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Here's an example of what you get when you search for how Christian women should look. I don't care how they look. I am very liberal about such matters. You missed my point, Thomas and others.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Oh good grief, I don't judge her. I say this is not typical of images Christians like to promote as Christian. You totally miss the point of this thread. This is a joke thread. This is not a serious thread. It's under humor. Check it out.

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    FHN, I don't mean to offend you at all, but suggesting she's a whore and not a christian just because she's wearing a shirt that shows her figure....

    Is that really how you meant that to sound? Doesn't that reek a little too much of judging a book by its cover? Now, I could see a jw making a statement like that. They love to judge each other by what dress they wear and how tight the shirt is and blah blah blah.

    I just can't picture you being like that.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    Abandoned, you used the word whore. I did not. Lighten up. You are taking a joke thread far too seriously.

    Jehovahs Witness Discussion Forum > Jokes & Humour > Oh yeah, she looks like a Christian!

  • momzcrazy
    momzcrazy

    I'm sorry. I think my humor is a bit hard to get. I was joking too. I completely agree with you.

    If you see the ad for single muslims, she is covered from head to toe. THAT I would expect. Tight tank top and big boobs are not what I would expect for a Christian site. Pretty girl, more demurely dressed.

  • FlyingHighNow
    FlyingHighNow

    At the Episcopal Church, you might find a girl or two who looks like this. The point is, that fundy christians do not tend to tolerate or promote this look.

    And furthermore, it is men who decide a girl is advertising sex when she dresses to show her curves. Most women don't dream of what men think when they dress in more revealing clothing. I used to dress like that as a teen because it was the fashion. I didn't dream guys thought I was trying to advertise.

  • Abandoned
    Abandoned

    Abandoned, you used the word whore. I did not. Lighten up. You are taking a joke thread far too seriously.

    Jehovahs Witness Discussion Forum > Jokes & Humour > Oh yeah, she looks like a Christian!

    Oooops, it looks like I've annoyed you. That wasn't my intention. I guess a joke is a joke.

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