Mary - you my dear, are a hoot!
Oh yeah, she looks like a Christian!
by FlyingHighNow 87 Replies latest social humour
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belbab
My wife tells me that way back, at two English and French assemblies in Montreal,
Nine single and the most alluring beautiful sisters were selected, and there were plenty to choose from because there was hundreds of pioneer sisters from all over Canada, who went to Quebec to establish Jaydom in that province. They were lined up across the stage each carried a large placard with a letter on each.
The letters spelt out Men Wanted.
There was a huge imbalance of men versus women pioneers in those times in that area.
belbab
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prophecor
Well those signs on thier chest could be taken in more than one way. Slightly less than subtle advertising by the Establishment, maybe?
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cognizant dissident
That is hilarious Belbab!
Well, they wouldn't be the first poor saps to be lured to their unsuspecting doom by a beautiful woman!
Cog
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FlyingHighNow
The biggest thing that sucks about being a JW is the pitiful lack of hot, sexy brothers to choose from.
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gymbob
Flyinghighnow.....
All of us good guys are all taken.
I know lots of available guys......they are all dogs. Sorry.....Gymbob
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delilah
Johnny Depp??? * looks around*...where? where? Sign me up....
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wednesday
When i was in my 30's there was a beautiful woman who attended our KH. (also in early 30's) She was from one of the islands, and she was drop dead gorgeous. One of the elders took her under his wing, b/c so many of the sisters picked on her. she wore sun dresses almost year round, (we have a good climate here) and her bra would always show (large breasted of course, at least DD). it was very low cut, and the dress was short and and well, she makes the young lady in the add look like Pollyanna. But she was one of the kindest persons i have ever known. she really was what i/ anyone would call a Christian. she just was so beautiful and the sisters just hated her. They complained constantly. the elder who was her friend protected her as much as possible, but she and her equally handsome husband moved back to the islands . She fit in there -all the sisters dressed like that.
I recall there were demon problems once, and that elder telling her to place bibles in all "strategic places" while she slept b/c he just knew the demons would be after her sexually.
I 'm sure she is happy in her beautiful island home walking around in a string bikini reading her bible. and she really was a Christian and happily married.
thanks for johnny , he is so pretty.
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FlyingHighNow
I don't think the girl in the add can't be a christian. It's the image most churches and denominations try to promote of women that's the humorous thing there. It's not how a girl dresses or the size of her chest that indicates her faith or beliefs. My point all along is that it took me aback because on the net there are lots of sexy come ons to visit "dating" sites that are really escort and massage services, etc. And you all know the lures and bait there is for porno sites. So to see this gal, posed the way she is and the focus on her breasts and the not so innocent look on her face, at first glance it looks like a porn link. As I posted earlier, there is another add for this dating site that has girls and ladies dressed in white but the focus is not on the breasts. The image is more what you would expect from a "christian" dating site.
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momzcrazy
I just had to tell everyone. My son is sitting by me on the floor and pointing to the ad we are discussing and says, "I like that show". He's 2 1/2---just like his daddy!
momz