May Jehovah wipe his ass and his chin when he loses control of his bodily functions.
Hey Nvrgnbk! I love your sense of humor even when faced with a situation as sad and disheartening as this one.
I know you know that Sweetstuff is right....and I also know that you're the kind of guy who would be doing that anyway when the time came.
You are A-1 in my books, and remain an inspiration to me.
May peace be with you, friend.
The Oracle