SO WHO IS DOING THE WORK?The population of the USA is 300 million.160 million are retired. That leaves 140 million to do the work.There are 85 million in school.Which leaves 55 million to do the work.Of this there are 40 million employed by the federal government.Leaving 15 million to do the work. 2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.At any given time there are 188, 000 people in hospitals.Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons. That leaves just two people to do the work.You and me.And there you are,sitting on your ass,at your computer, reading jokes.Nice. Real nice
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Abandoned
Did you hear about the Amish couple who got a divorce?
He drove her buggy.
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worldtraveller
What's the difference between ' ignorance and indifference'?
Well I don't know and I don't care.
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Abandoned
Patient: Dr, Dr, something's wrong with me. I can't seem to remember anything.
Doctor: How long has that been going on?
Patient: How long has WHAT been going on?
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worldtraveller
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.
This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court
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Abandoned
A guy goes to the Dr for a physical. The Dr. checks him out and says, "I have some bad news. You have Cancer and you have Alzheimer's"
The man responds, "Whew, at least I don't have Cancer."
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worldtraveller
Doc tells the patient I have bad and even worse news.
You are going to be dead in 7 days.
Patient:What could be worse than that?
Doc: I've been trying to get a hold of you for a week.
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Abandoned
A lady takes her husband to the doctor. He checks the man out and says in private to the wife, "I don't like the looks of your husband."
She replies, "I don't either, but he's good to the kids."
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JK666
Do you know why Hitler stopped drinking whiskey?
He thought it made him too mean.
JK
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flipper
Great jokes guys ! Lets keep it up ! O.K. Here's one. A guy goes to the psychiatrist and says, " Doc, I think I'm a dog !" The Doc said, " Sounds serious. Why don't you sit down on the couch and talk ?" The guy says, " I'm not allowed on the furniture ! "