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FlyingHighNow

The Bunnys Suicides

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyKB1DSl1IY&feature=related

I promise. No bunnys were harmed in the making of this documentary.

Abandoned

Okay, just for you, Tom: Elmo Suicides

That was great and it reminds me of The Book of Bunny Suicides.

I got it for christmas last year and it's hilarious. The tag line reads, With Fluffy Rabbits Who Just Don't Want to Live Any More.

FlyingHighNow

George Jones the country singer, back in his drunken days:

His wife takes the keys to the car so he cannot drive to the liquor store. In a stroke of genius, he takes off for the liquor store on his trusty lawn tractor. But he realizes she has taken his wallet, too. So he has to mow a few lawns on the way.

Abandoned

The Bunnys Suicides

Great minds think alike....

FlyingHighNow

Look above you, Tom.

coffee_black

This happened a while back, and I posted it then....I couldn't make this up if I tried

This was crazy. I was in the office behind one of our showrooms today working on the computer. The showroowm manager came back shaking his head.. He said "You won't believe the call I just got. The guy's name was Holden Johnson, and he wanted to set up an appointment with our service department." So he set up an appointment for him....then started second guessing himself...not believing anyone could have that name. I thought about it a minute, and said to him that it couldn't be real...it had to be a "crank" call. As soon as the words escaped my mouth, I realized what I had said, and nearly fell on the floor. He looked completely shocked and said "Debbie... I never knew you had it in you!" then realized what he had said, and we both turned red... No one dared say another word....

Coffee

FlyingHighNow

Yep, Coffee, dirty minds thinks alike. I kind of love it when the inuendos start and no matter how hard you try, you just keep digging yourself in deeper and it's especially fun when there is a requieted sexual tension between you and the other person or persons.

Abandoned

dirty minds thinks alike...you just keep digging yourself in deeper...

Oh stop it. You're making me blush.

Tatiana

Did you know that JFK was killed by aliens? And GWB had an affair with Osama's mama, and the Illuminati lived at Beth Sarem, and I am not a Goverment disinformation agent. UFO's are being hidden by the US government and studied to be used for war and other ideas, mainly towards the New World Order. All elements of the Apollo missions were faked by NASA. Paul McCartney of The Beatles died in 1966 and was replaced by a look-alike while clues were hidden in songs and album cover art. Jack the Ripper was the Queen of England.....

Mary Magdelene was Jesus' wife and they had 12 children. MLK jr. was their descendant. Freemasons built King Solomon's temple. Stephen King killed John Lennon. The Early Middle Ages (614–911 AD) never occurred. Year 2007 is actually 1710. The camera "flush sensors" on bathroom urinals is really our government making a national sausage database to track our movements! The Nazis had a Moon Base

High FructosCornSyrup has a highly addictive substance in it that keeps people craving more. It was all masterminded by the Reagan administration.

Some breads claiming to have "9 grains" sometimes have 8 or less grains...Smart glass has been designed as giant video cameras, transmitting the data they pick up from reflections. Big Brother is here.

People who force their way off the subway pushing others out of the way and colliding with you on a daily basis are actually carriers of Nano Technology. They wish to transmit to you these little Nano machines all over your clothes and shoes and accessories, and in time these Nano machines will tear and rip and stain these items and garments causing them to be useless and need to be replaced. Other companies are now taking advantage of these "Nano-nudgers" (as the underground are labeling them) and using them to plant spy-ware on the body.

There is a cure for cancer. There is a cure for AIDS as well.
The doctor who came up with these cures has been locked away in a mental institution for it so the big time universities can still recieve millions of dollars in grants to "discover the cures". Mad cow disease and its human equivalent cjd were actually introduced and spread by environmental groups in order to combat the problem of major fast food companies using the world's rainforests as cattle farms.

When hamsters run around and around for hours in their wheels they are sending up codes to their alien mother ship. Run really fast and fall out of the wheel means, "Kill the human." Run really really fast and spin upside down in the wheel means, "Spare the human."

Your SS# is the alien equivalent of a 'Best Consumed Before' date. Fluoridated water is the alien equivalent of artificial flavouring. Crop circles are the military testing a stealth combine harvester. Cattle mutilations are the military testing a stealth combine harvester that got a bit out of control.

Google’s newest ally is an alien civilization. According to a source close to NASA, the extraterrestrial alliance started in 2006 when Voyager spacecraft and its golden record became the third and fourth human artifacts to escape entirely from the solar system. Aliens discovered the golden record and initiated contact with scientists on earth.

Israel makes Palestinian schoolgirls sexually promiscuous by selling them aphrodisiac bubble-gum.

Remember!!!! Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not after you.

BEWARE THE SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES!!!!!

alt

coffee_black

Flying high now....

No sexual tension there...trust me... probably would have been even funnier if there had been... it was just really really awkward.. and hysterical.

Coffee

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