That is one cute baby, Goph'.
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Cold Creek Swimmer
What's the difference between a Brownnoser and a Buttkisser?
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CCS
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FlyingHighNow
Level of thrill for the butt owner?
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flipper
GOPHER- Thanks for the " evil eye baby "- that was cute ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper
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Abandoned
Well, I think duct tape will aid in the sticking. But then you could try sticking it.
ROFL! I have been trying to stick it. That's the whole problem....
Level of thrill for the butt owner?
Ooooh, that's just nasty.... tell me more....
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FlyingHighNow
Elmo at the skatepark:
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Abandoned
Elmo at the skatepark:
That was cute. It would have been cuter if he would have rolled out in the street and got hit by a car. OK, maybe cuter is not the right word here. More intersting? More exciting? Cooler?
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FlyingHighNow
I loved the comments from the kids making the video at the end. It was just genius, the whole thing. I can't stand Elmo, but it all worked so well with the skatepark.
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R.Crusoe
One occasion of the three weekly episodes when My 4 kids had been dressed for a wedding again just to go to the KH as I came home from a tiring but fufilling day in work and being asked did I want a tin of soup opening again, I recall the tension in the air adding plaits and a few ribbons and rallying all the kids to be quick so as not to be late for yet another Bible Blockbuster and being again treated like a thorn in the flesh for not helping more to get them all on their way!
This always guaranteed to switch me from mellow to 'what the hell is this life all about' psychology and more especially because the whole ethos of tension and rushing around to save face was completely in contradiction to my understanding of what spirituality is supposed to be about both for me and my kids! Wifey was a law unto herself in this respect but with reams of verbal accolades for keeping up kingdom routines above all else!
So off they go and here I am again alone with masses of stress which I again unload by emptying another segment of my credit limit at a local whisky store and returning home for a simmering! So with them all gone by 18:15 and unlikely back by 22;00 I again had too long to empty my emotions into the displaced replacement of whatever was in a bottle. I could often guage it within manageable quantities but at times of being switched from happy to suicidal within the course of a half hour, I had few strategies for effectively dissipating the complexities of negative emotions stirred up by those who understood me like a cat does a dog!
Regreteably I was in bed and in deep sleep by the time spiritual guilt and fatherly dysfunction had worn off and would probably have remebered zero if it was not for the loud interruption I received at around 3am whilst stood peeing off the landing down a flight of stairs playing a tune as it hit the carpet like a drum stick on a piano keyboard!
It was wifey shouting at me to stop and I recall taking issue over this and a fleeting feeling of ,'Nay I can't believe I can't even pee in peace!' and admonishing her to kindly let me have some portion of myligfe to myself and who does she think she is whilst suddenly the vitreous enamel I perceived before my eyes reformed itself into a flight of stairs! I had to blink as if I'd been tricked! And had to, worse than anything, yet again apologies for a red handed misdemeanour!
My how I wished I coulda caught her peeing off the top of them stairs!
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FlyingHighNow
Okay, just for you, Tom: Elmo Suicides