You have to be smiling by now........I cant quit laughing! Cheer up, I could always send you a zebra! (I'll let you insert the lightbulb though)
Please give me a laugh
by mouthy 49 Replies latest jw friends
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BFD
I hope you're cheering up Granny. Hre's another cute one...
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that, if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons were probably involved.
They boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, but asked to see them individually. So the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.
The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?”
They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open, wide-eyed. So the clergyman repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God!!?" Again the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "WHERE IS GOD!?"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"
The youngest brother gasped for breath and replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time dude. God is missing and they think WE did it!" -
restrangled
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fc_kfHDHcg&feature=related
Hope you have sound with your computer mouthy....these pics and the song will put smile on your face.
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outofthebox
What would Jesus do?
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Dogaradodya
I was listening to Prelude to Bach's Cello Suite No. 1 when I clicked this thread. All of a sudden, as if coming from nowhere, there was this indistinct laugh. I had goosebumps and quickly took off the headphone to see if I was not hearing demons on JWD.
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mouthy
I guess I can say your my Best friends ( not like the dogs on the video ) ALL was really appreciated & your caring e-mail I am over my depression.
Dont any one send me a bill for your services ((((((((((((((HUGS ALL -
mouthy
On the Blood baby ....Was the baby with Blood??? I was confused ????
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mouthy
What would Jesus do? Well He was the one who told me to ask for help on the very place that had upset me I DID !!! That is why you all responded
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ex-nj-jw
Well granny I can't top BB's baby laughing or the funny kitties. But something funny happend to me today. A patient came in today and her husband and daughter came back with her. The little girl was 3 1/2, she looked very sad so I said, "awe sweetie what's wrong"? She looked at her dad, promptly rolled her little eyes, looked at me and said "daddy won't kiss my butt"!
Her parents almost crawled under the floor. She had fallen get'n out of the car onto her butt and because we always kiss our kids booboo's she wanted daddy to kiss it and make it better!
I could hardly stop laughing. I guess you had to be there, huh?
Hope you are feeling better!
nj