Listening to babies laugh, always makes me laugh!
Please give me a laugh
by mouthy 49 Replies latest jw friends
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changeling
Sorry mouthy, I'm all taped out. This bruhaha has zapped my funny bone.
changeling
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BFD
Here's another....
At Sunday school they were teaching how God created everything, including human beings. Little Johnny seemed especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of Adam's ribs.
Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down as though he were ill, and said, Johnny what is the matter? Little Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going to have a wife." -
Homerovah the Almighty
Thanks Bumble bee that kid is hilarious
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changeling
Here's something I've posted before that always makes me laugh:
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BFD
Are you smiling yet?
OK......
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though they were a very large mammal their throat was very small.
The little girl stated Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
The teacher reiterated a whale could not
swallow a human; it was impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." -
Pioneer Spit...oh, i mean Spirit
Hi dear. It'll all be ok, I promise.
So, a little girl is sad one day in school, her teacher asks her what's wrong. She says, I'm sad because my grandpa died and I wanted to tell him I loved him one more time but I couldn't, but I suppose I'll have to wait until I get to heaven to tell him. Her teacher says, That's very nice, but what if he went to hell? The little girl (not missing a beat) says, Then you can tell him for me!!
btw, I've missed any recent drama, and it's all good, I'm soooo ok with missing out on more crap and accusations and I DON'T want to be updated!!!
la la la. . .
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Paralipomenon
This one's all for you Mouthy:
Our middle child (5y old) is essentially a nudist. We try to keep clothes on him, but he sheds them faster than we can put them on.
Well I am using the washroom and he comes in completely naked waiting his turn. In this time he decides to tell me his latest revelation about his *ahem* parts. He pulled back his foreskin to enlighten me on the fact that he discovered where his pee comes from.
He is really beaming with pride and then looks puzzled as he notices that daddy is circumcised.
A bit awkward, but I decide to tell my son about circumcision in about the easiest way that I possibly could to a five year old. I explain that when I was a baby the doctors cut off the extra skin and that's why I look different.
Well, his eyes get HUGE. He holds his little parts in a white knuckled fist and starts to scream. I have to reassure him that it won't happen to him, but I thought his reaction summed up what every man thinks of when considering it. -
Dogaradodya
Because I can't drive, my brother once told me that only fools don't know how to drive. Later I came across an article about Albert Einstein and showed him a line that read, "He never learned how to drive."
The moral of the story? Don't think and drive.
