Just fart really good , that should cover over the Cherry smell !
Hmmm, I'm beginning to think he's not a real pretend shrink!
Your Pretend Shrink is Back - Share Your Problems - I'll Help if I Can
by flipper 59 Replies latest jw friends
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GoddessRachel
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Flipper - I need your help. I think I'm addicted to JWD. I'm still 'in', so the appearances keep me busy. I'm working hard and long hours to improve my situation and future in the real world. I know I'm destined to succeed in business. Unfortunately, I get absorbed in JWD and incoming PMs and before I know it, 2 or 3 hours have passed. Honestly, I think this is more addictive than Internet porn (not that I know... er... a friend told me about how addictive porn can be). What am I to do?
GoddessRachel - Not to butt in on your private therapy session with Dr. Flipp, but I'll share some personal info as a guy that works too many hours at present. My tastes may not be the same as your man's. But, for me, if a woman (especially a goddess) were to give me a backrub, a neck massage, or a foot massage, I would be her willing slave (especially if you-know-what was involved). It's all good for circulation you know. Sometimes meaningful conversation involves whispering dirty things. Sometimes meaningful conversation involves letting me know that you appreciate the importance of my work, believe in me, and know that I will be a success. Smile at me.
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GoddessRachel
Thanks, Billy, it's good advice. I can always use the advice of a man when it comes to trying to understand my man, and I'm not even mad that you butted in on my "private" session - LOL.
I did give him a massage this morning when he woke up crabby and sore. And before he left for work he thanked me multiple times for "'a wonderful morning". There's a time to speak and a time to shut up (isn't that a scripture, lol, just kidding) and I know that I just need to button it for now and find my own pursuits to keep me busy and fulfilled while he's off taking over the world. I can of course still be supportive of him, without smothering and being needy.
And I think Flip made a most revealing point when he said he read that men aren't multi-taskers as much as women are. Isn't that the truth of it! That makes me feel a helluva lot better, I'll tell ya, because my man can only think of work right now. I was starting to feel inferior.
P.S. Good luck with your internet porn addiction, erm, I mean, your friend's addiction.
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GoddessRachel
Also, I do want to add that I have a job that I enjoy very much, but I've been sick lately, so then I feel idle and lonely whilst I'm stuck at home in bed, and that doesn't help matters. So I'm sure once I am over this stupid flu/cold and back to my "normal" self, I'll be much more occupied with my own things and that'll make things easier at home too. Right now, I just wish my boyfriend could come home and hang out with me, but he's far too dedicated for that, and boy, now don't I just sound like such a whiner? Yes, yes I do. I'm a pathetic whiner.
I think I'm going to go back to that goddess thing again, and live up to my alias.
Rachel
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flipper
GODDESS RACHEL- So, I see things are going better with your guy ! I'm glad to hear it ! Hope I had a small influence there ! Hope things look up for you !
About the farts - It truly is a psychological advantage to use farts as communication weapons if you need to ! I mean if you want to alienate people from you , or escape an argument you are losing , just fart , it will end everything right then and there ! Think about Homerovahs situation - by Homerovah farting it distracts others from knowing he has a hemorrhoid problem - if only temporarily LOL! I know my humor is from the right field bleachers - but it's one reason my wife loves me ! LOL!
BILLY the EXBETHELITE- Addiction to JWD is a good thing ! We need more lurking witnesses like you to give us insight from the inside looking out ! At least JWD is a lot healthier for you than internet porn ! You just have to prioritize ! JWD first, Internet porn second, work third . That should work ! LOL!
But seriously put work first - then relax with JWD ! Get a live woman- it's better than porn ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper -
flipper
Just wanted to bump this thread up for any weekenders who work during the week who may not have seen it ! Peace out, have a great weekend ! Mr. Flipper
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cognac
Maybe he did see her in you when he looked at you at the funeral ! Maybe your grandmother is guiding you today ! You never know ! She probably is wanting you to have freedom from this mind control cult you are in ! I'd listen.
I really bet your right!!! I think she is guiding me... I think she does want me to have freedom - and now that I'm listening I've never been happier!!! How awesome is that??? To have my own grandmother be my guardian angel???
I bet my grandmothers dad visits also... I think he loved me the most...
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flipper
COGNAC- I think that's very cool! I'm sure your grandparents influenced you very much in a positive vein ! I too feel like my grandparents are with me - even though they died 20 to 27 years ago ! I also feel like some great guy friends I had who died are with me as well ! One died from a car wreck in 1983, another of a stroke in 2003 . I took a little bit of their personalities in myself as life went on, and I still feel their influence in my life every day by my decisions I make , how I act, and how I roll ! They were great guys who made others feel important and really cared. They influenced me a lot ! Peace out, Mr. Flipper
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
put work first - then relax with JWD ! Get a live woman- it's better than porn !
Thanks Dr. Flipper ! However, since I'm still an "innie", you seem to have forgotten on where to prioritize 'Kingdom activities' such as Bible Reading, studying the Society's publications, preaching, prayer, etc. Of course, I study for the Watchtower here on JWD with V, the guest conductors, and the fine panel of JWD commentors. Believe me, the JWD Watchtower Study is way more enlightening than the Monday Night Bethel Family Watchtower Study ever was.
And about the "live woman" thing, it does sound more appealing than my inflatible doll "Roxxanda", but isn't the end soooooooo close that I should be continuing my single-minded pursuit of Kingdom Interests and in just a matter of days, after the big A, I could marry a perfect woman?
Jeez, I'm so confused.
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IP_SEC
lol sorry doc, I got no problems. just challenges you are doing a good work helping all these other poor bastards though
