You might be a JW if you work at assemblies in order to avoid the boring programs. I did this at most assemblies until I realized I didn't have to go in the first place.
You might be a JW if it's a sin to vote for school levies while complaining about poor conditions in the class rooms. Many school buildings in our area needed repairs when my daughter started school. For example, teachers routinely cleaned plaster from classroom desks before the students arrived. Several school levies failed by a few hundred votes, so I voted when the levy came up again. My spouse found out I voted when candidate information was sent to our home with my name on it, and reported this to the elders. I had not attended meetings for a few years, and never received a "shepherding call." However, the elders were concerned about "keeping the congregation clean," and were at my door within hours after the tip. One elder said, "Some in the congregation still speak well of you, and we don't want them to be misled."
I sit back today and wonder, was I really part of that crazy group?