FART!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FARTING at the meetings
by gambler 46 Replies latest jw friends
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hillary_step
lol - Fart Hall speaks again.
Sorry Fred - hard to resist that one!
HS
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openminded
Gambler-I too am from rural MN. Maybe we know each other?
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LoneWolf
LOL. Yes, this thread brings back memories.
It was about 25 years ago that one of the elders was conducting a part. I can't remember what meeting, but it was either the WT study or the Service Meeting. The material contained the word "flatulance", and I chuckled, figuring that they would scrupulously avoid that subject altogether.
To my astonishment, he looked at the audience and asked "What does 'flatulance' mean?" There was a dead silence, and when no one volunteered, I shrugged and figured what the heck, why not. So I raised my hand and answered, "That's a fart."
The conductor about fell off the platform.
LoneWolf
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gambler
montevideo, willmar,hutch and mankato are some of the cong Ive lived.nb are is my name. geuss who yet
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thinkers wife
OK, OK. I'll admit it I was the culprit. I too bent down to pick my songbook up off the floor. It was one of the totally unsuspected surprises. Fortunately there was a young boy sitting next to me who was well known for his uncontrolled flatulence. All I did was give him a dirty look! To this day, he has never forgotten it. The more he denied it the more everyone thought it was him.
It was a close shave for me. But through the disgrace of another I saved face.
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AMarie
TR
I am howling right now! That is so frickin funny. Although we thought it was gross at the time, looking back, that was probably the highlight of our Watchtower career.
AMarie
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openminded
Gambler Hmmm- I too lived in Wilmar. I grew up in Redwood. My name is Ben. I cant figure yours though. Your a girl right? Did you know Sara Wysocki?
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badwillie
Once when I was about 13 years old I was handling the microphone during the service meeting. During a question and answer talk I was standing at the back of the hall with the microphone. I suddenly got an unbelievably sharp pain in my abdomen which turned out to be gas. At the very same moment as the pain, the brother on the platform called on someone in the front row to answer. Well you can guess what happened next - I had to walk the entire length of the hall with my cheeks pinched together tighter than a gnat's ass, even still there were some audible rumblings a few times while I was mid stride.
To make maters worse, there I was standing now at the front of the hall in my shame, while the person I was holding the mic for gave what seemed to be the longest comment ever! -
drahcir yarrum
I could never be quite sure if the smells at the Kingdom Hall were farts, body odor or bad breath.