If Satan is such a good guy then................................. (page 4)

feenx

Quote: "I've tried this approach with my dishes and laundry but so far no luck."
LOL, yeah i've tried that too. Damn, guess we're just not "faithful" enough. Better work on that :/

Well, humans are notorious for wanting instant gratification and the easy way out.

feenx
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Borgia

Is it not funny: Satan the all time champion of human consciousness.......

God as the all time champion of "free choice but if you do not do as I tell you to I will make your life a hell and finally kill you and your offspring".

Cheers

Borgia

BreakingAway

Just had to laugh at Oulaw's little "Deviled Eggs" guys ! Especially, since I used to get corrected as a JW whenever I called them that.Somebody would be like: "Um...we call them "stuffed eggs".

milligal

I think it should also be said that humans, while harboring responsibility for many of the problems we see are also responsible for many of the good things we see; children's hospital's, organ transplants, pacemakers, art, science, exploration, charity, and frankly religion (although I am remiss to list this as one of 'the good things').

Yeah we got problems, but we're wonderful all the same...

The Lone Ranger

who said that "satan is such a good guy" ?????

CoonDawg

Some of you blame Jehovah for every atrocity and every disaster that has ever occured on this earth, from A-Z.
If Satan is such a good guy, as some of you have stated, then why doesn't HE do anything to help mankind?

He did....he gave us Rock & Roll.

Seriously, it's jehoober's game. Really, isn't all that we know about Satan just what jehoober tells us in the bible? It's his book. Just think back to what Hitler said about Roosavelt...or any other propaganda spewing chump. If that's the only thing you hear on the subject, does that necessarily make it true? God seems to me like a kid with an ant farm and a magnifying glass. According to the scriptures I've read, humans really shouldn't have ever had to have put up with this "test" we know as life. If God is omniscient and omnipotent, didn't he know Lucifer was going to do this to his creation before he ever created Adam? Why wasn't this settled pre-human back when it was God, Michael and all the angels watching? It's all a bunch of BS.

BreakingAway

In many ways it seems like the roles of God and Satan are reversed.Maybe the original writer got them mixed up and all the rest followed the error ? I can the see the scribe conversation now...

"Bob ! Are you fnished with writing this stuff yet ?"

"Well...not exactly"

"What do you mean "not exactly" ?

"Well, it's this whole God and Satan thing.....the names are kind of blurry and I'm not sure who's who ? Plus, we're going on vacation soon and if I don't get this thing done by Tuesday my wife will kill me ! "

"You've got a fifty/fifty chance...just do it ! "

"Alright, let's see here....this guy seems kind of bad... but this one does too..OH wait ! This one kicked these people out of the garden, increased their pain, punished their unborn children,killed nearly everything in a flood,including the innocent animals, always asks for sacrifices, told someone to kill their kid to show he was faithful, used a guy as a pawn to show he was a good servant and then after he lost all of his children and everything else he chastised him for not knowing enough,wouldn't allow another guy who led his people around for forty years into the land he promised because of a misstep even though he preaches forgiveness but he still forgave a guy who sacrificed his children in fire and led the nation in doing so, he also sacrificed his own son,commanded genocide, and plans the destruction of nearly everything on earth in the future and says he will howl in laughter when what they fear most comes !"

"Hmmmmmm......But this other guy did get them to eat the fruit ! I think I've got it now ! "

crazyblondeb

Sorry, but I thought it was a given, that those who do not believe would not have a comment.
That's what I get for ASSuming.

You got that right!!

Why are you so freaking negative all the time, anymore?

shell

Farkel

But who prays for Satan? Who in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most, our one fellow and brother who most needed a friend yet had not a single one, the one sinner among us all who had the highest and clearest right to every Christian's daily and nightly prayers, for the plain and unassailable reason that his was the first and greatest need, he being among sinners the supremest?
- Mark Twain's Autobiography

Farkel

funkyderek

snowbird:

You're entirely too fly for a White guy.
Do you know that?

Fo shizzle!

If Satan is such a good guy then.................................

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