Are Fridges for Christians? (page 2)

Satanus

yknot

'Please forward a copy of your very important findings to the WTS immediately!'

Yes. I expect that it will be used to pad the pages of the asleep rag. Or, perhaps the 'co' that gives the talk entitled 'are cats for christians' can add it to his bag of new light.

S

KW13

in my own view, i believe fridges are too cool for Christians. get it...get it..

Outaservice

Money could be better spent elsewhere, like the ministry, instead of wasting it on such things as refridgerators. Besides to you think these 'gizmos' will survive Armageddon?

Outaservice

FlyingHighNow

My maiden name is Fridge. Jehovah didn't like me at all. Some christians like me. They say to me, "Heather Fridge, gee you're swell."

Awakened at Gilead

Are canned goods OK satanus?

gloobster

Fridges could be used to store icing for birthday cakes. Is this the wholesome Christian environment you want to expose your family to?

quietlyleaving

Eliveleth

Satanus,

I think you should be elebated to GB status!!!!

Velt

compound complex

Anything - animal, vegetable or mineral - that is cool is, consequently, not so hot.

The choice is yours. Only Jehovah's Witnesses are allowed to have it both ways.

So there!

CoCo

Preston

Satanus,

I refuse to accept the light in this instance. I'm ready for my committee hearing cause... I just can't quit..... my sub-zero!

- Preston

Are Fridges for Christians?

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