Are Fridges for Christians?

by Satanus 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • agent zero
    agent zero

    ha this is hilarious!

    so.. since reading the article, i've unplugged my fridge and started using it as extra cupboard space. this way it doesn't go against the essence of keeping food for more then one day, but still some have labelled me "bad-ass ociation" because i'm still displaying the image of a fridge-user.. what to do?

    A0

  • White Dove
    White Dove

    Then, you have the mark of the wild fridge on your forhead and hand.

    You're gonna die, ya know.

  • lalliv01
    lalliv01

    Satanus, Thanks for the meat, er, food in due season.

    Are you one of the "chosen" ones? LOL

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    I've always wondered about that mysterious light that comes on whenever I open the door. Now I know it is the work of demons. I shall burn my fridge immediately.

  • HappyDad
    HappyDad

    Loon...

    Every time you open the door the light comes on.....and when you close the door the light goes out. Soooooooooo the next time you go to the frigidator for a beer, look at it as "NEW LIGHT" when you open the door.

    NEW LIGHT is always good. Is is just as good as BUD LIGHT or COORS LIGHT or MILLER LIGHT or whatever LIGHT you like. NEW LIGHT gives you new perspective on the mysteries of life and the universe. On the days that you have too much NEW LIGHT, you just don't give a $hit about trying to understand any mystery at all.

    So be it!

    HappyDad

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Bad ass agent zero

    Sounds cool. I wouldn't worry about the image thing. They are, after all, empty shells.

    Lalliv01

    No. But, you never know.

    S

  • ninja
    ninja

    I'm challenging you on this teaching satanus......I am one of the frigid heirs of god's kingdom.....I know this because I have magnets stuck to my forehead....altogether now....freezer jolly good fellow....I'm one of the one hundred and frosty floor thousand

  • Satanus
    Satanus

    Justhuman

    This new prohibition is based on the teaching of jesus of living for the present day, not storing up things for a future day. Also, on ot time when jehovah was dealing directly w his people through a mediator, moses. It's reasonable to conclude that, since jehovah had an exclusive relationship w his people at that time, without any (or, very little) interference from the world, that it was an idyllic time, an example of how jehovah wished his worshippers to live: one day at a time, making provisions for only that day. Whether a similar case can be made for car usage is another subject.

    S

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