by oompa 69 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
good one oompa.
How would Noah have felt if it didn't rain....or even better how would his kids have felt if they were subjected to staying on the ark with Noah and it didn't rain...only to have new light say that the time frame was misinterpretted but it is going to come in 5 years...only to then change to around the corner?
austin:How would Noah have felt if it didn't rain....or even better how would his kids have felt if they were subjected to staying on the ark with Noah and it didn't rain...only to have new light say that the time frame was misinterpretted but it is going to come in 5 years...only to then change to around the corner?
you are so right....and of course they could not leave Jah's organization...ARK.....the whole time!....so they shovel shit for five years.....and lose their sense of smell hopefully....and in five years there is NEW LIGHT.....it is that they were actually supposed to build.....a hockey stick...damm i am so glad we have gods holy spirit and are willing to change when we...as imperfect humans...were mistaken.....oompa
go canes!!!
haha
and then let's say Shem's wife started doubting...and said she did not feel the flood was coming in 5 years..so she got disfellowshipped and thrown off the ark...to be told she would die in the flood.
Not spurious - it's real. But the exact nature of Armageddon is a mystery - open to many, many interpretations. I liked the one in the movie - a giant asteroid hurtling towards earth. Much more benevolent - saves us all that time wasted in the field circus.
we don't want to be caught without oil in our lamps!
Or lead in our pencils!
how many other christian faiths are preparing their people?
Uhhh.....all of them?
you are so right....and of course they could not leave Jah's organization...ARK.....the whole time!....so they shovel shit for five years.....and lose their sense of smell hopefully....and in five years there is NEW LIGHT.....it is that they were actually supposed to build.....a hockey stick...damm i am so glad we have gods holy spirit and are willing to change when we...as imperfect humans...were mistaken.....oompa
I am so going to use that analogy one day. If Noah got into the ark and waited and waited,
would he have come up with NEW LIGHT when the rain didn't come yet? How long did
he have to wait for Jehovah to close the door and the rain to start, 94 years or was it sooner?
What if he was all set to go and all the rules changed? No, not 2 of each animal and 7 of some
animals- 4 of everything. Build another level on the top of your ark for the increase. Get rid of
all the aluminum in your ark, okay? Now put it back. Just use fractions of the food for the
animals while you are waiting, don't store any food anymore but rely on Jehovah to supply it
instantly like manna. Ha, gotcha- I didn't say "Simon sez."
Each and every person that studies the Bible seriously must decide for themselves are we really near the end of the world.
If you are seriously interested in this topic you must read what are the latest predictions and how they came about . And compare them to the earlier predictions.
Of all the past predictions before 1973 AD only those by the International Bible Students and Jehovah's Witnesses seem to have been the best; as they were done by the people that represented the true revived christianity.
Read my posts on alt.religion.jehovahs-witn ( a google group ) or go to Jehovah's Witness Online forum to see why . At that level of understanding the Bible back then they were the only one to rely upon. No other christian organization matched them at that time.
As we get really closer and closer to the real end there must be good reasons to explain why the past predictions had failed and why the current prediction for 2011 AD is the best of all the predictions , including my two last predictions : 2004 AD and 2005 AD.
Note that I made predictions for 1991 AD,1994 AD,1999 AD,2000 AD,2001 AD as well .Had I not made them , then, most likely I would not be qualified to make the prediction for 2011 AD. The line of the predictions is very important .
Of course if you have some oil in your head it would be good if you make searching to find out how I came to those predictions on what basis . That is why you should read my post history wherever it is possible.
These are the dates that unquestionably point to the International Bible Students and Jehovah's Witnesses as the best christian organizations of the end-time era : 1879 AD,1884 AD,1914 AD ,1935 AD,1942 AD,1975 AD.
By studying my posts you can learn why these dates are so important to take into account.
If you don't agree challenge these dates by using new ones you can come up .
If you are seriously interested in this topic you must read what are the latest predictions and how they came about . And compare them to the earlier predictions.
Right, because earlier predictions all failed. So only the latest ones haven't failed yet.
why the current prediction for 2011 AD is the best of all the predictions including my two last predictions : 2004 AD and 2005
Your last two predictions can be lumped in with all the other predictions of all the other
false prophets. Your latest prediction is your best one because it won't fail for a few
years yet. You have time to milk it for awhile until you are wrong again. We'd like to
hear from you in 2012 and beyond.
I think anyone that continually creates dates and prediction of the end of the world should be taken under care of
Psychologists in a mental health clinic.
