Your best pick-up line? (page 2)

LouBelle

If he was holding my feet and offered a massage - ja - I'm yours - take me baby!

Clam

My fave. . .

Do you know the difference between a penis and a chicken leg?

reply: "er no."

Would you like to go on a picnic?

I like the ATM trick...go to a wealthy part of town and collect ATM receipts that have high balance figures. Then chat up someone for a few minutes and then say you have to run to an appointment. Write your number on the back of the ATM slip, give it to the person and leave...guaranteed call within 24 hours!!

watson

Oh nooooo, we have a Tom Likas fan in the bunch!!

undercover

Reminds me of two elevator jokes:

A man and woman both enter a hotel elevator. Both are attractive and checking each other out. They accidently bump into each other. The man, embarrassed that he elbowed the lady in her breast says, "if your heart is as soft as your breast, I'm sure you'll find it in there to forgive me". The lady says, "If your c**k is as hard as your elbow....I'm staying in room 1211".

Heard this on the radio this morning...

Man and woman enter an elevator. As the elevator rises, the man says, "Can I smell your panties?" Aghast, the woman says "NO!!! What are you?? A pervert or something??" The man replies, "It must be your feet then".

tenyearsafter

LOL Watson...when I was younger, single and crazier, I admit I used to listen to Tom L. on occasion

avishai

Hi, my name is Sam.

watson

I get a kick out of outrageous radio personalities too, Ten. Tom also brought us "Flash Fridays."

Here's a great pick up line: "Come around here often?"

Elsewhere

One of my favorite openers is this:

Me: Hey, can you help me with a bet a buddy and I have?

Her: Uh, sure...

Me: He says that most people cannot name all seven of the earth's continents, but I say most people ARE smart enough to name them all. Want to try?

Her: (She ALWAYS smiles really big and shows a lot of interest as she starts trying to name them)

Me: (I'll egg her on and help her out with little hints and tips and tease her a bit in fun as she trys to name them)

By the time it's all over she's all excited having had a lot of fun showing how smart she is (turns out most women are tired of the dumb bimbo thing and like to show how smart they are... I'm also tired of the dumb bimbo thing and appreciate intelligent women)

This experience has caused her to associate me with the feeling of being happy and having fun which causes her to want to perpetuate the conversation further........

JimmyPage

Make a toast to "the King"
She say: "what king?"
F*cking!

I don't care who you are that right there was funny!

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