Your best pick-up line? (page 4)

ah, but we're saving our best ones...

Oh really? Please continue.......

sssshhhh....she's standing next to me with a rolling pin

Im glad she's keeping you in line.

and she's trying to fit her big fat feet into a glass slipper......if you hear glass smashing down where you live...you know what's happened

if she ever becomes apostate.....I'm pan bread

and she's trying to fit her big fat feet into a glass slipper......if you hear glass smashing down where you live...you know what's happened

Its the sound of your wife breaking it over your head??

if she ever becomes apostate.....I'm pan bread

LOL yep. It was nice knowing you..........

No i know all of you guys tricks i'll be on the look out.

So what would work on you then F2….????

So what would work on you then F2….????

Give it your best shot.............

How much will $20 get me?

I don't need a pick up line. I just put on a cute skirt and highheels.

'nuff said.

Whenever I see people tossing gumwrappers, fast food trash, etc. I say "Hey you pig, pick that up!"

Your best pick-up line?