Your best pick-up line?

by Newborn 64 Replies latest jw friends

  • free2think
    free2think
    How much will $20 get me?

    You talking to me or asking for a beating?

    I don't need a pick up line. I just put on a cute skirt and highheels. 'nuff said.

    Neither do i, its just interesting to see what the boys, i mean men have to say for themselves.

  • undercover
    undercover
    I don't need a pick up line. I just put on a cute skirt and highheels.

    'nuff said.

    Yea, but what that does do is invite all kinds of cheesy pick-up lines from all the guys you encounter. Maybe you can share with us the ones that work?

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    You talking to me or asking for a beating?

    So I'm only asking for a beating if I'm not talking to you. . ., interesting.

  • free2think
    free2think
    So I'm only asking for a beating if I'm not talking to you. . ., interesting.

  • Mr. Majestic
    Mr. Majestic

    Give it your best shot.............

    Oh….!! ok then…

    I would walk up to you at the bar, take the ice cube out of your drink, put it on the floor and then stamp on it really violently, and then while straightening my tie I would say calmly “I just wanted to break the ice…..” and then offer to buy you another drink…..

    How far would that get me then F2…???

  • Kudra
    Kudra

    "Do you want to go try the Archimides Screw?"

    They you go slay them with your nerdness.

  • Kudra
    Kudra

    Seriously, guys, I think that if you're at the bar (or wherever) the best way to "insert" yourself into someone elses evening would be to notice some sort of humerous situation happening near or to the person of interest and make a (funny) comment about it to them- this creates some sort of camraderie between you and the intended victim :)

    Once you guys are sort of in an "us" vs. whatever the situation at hand is... you've singled yourselves away and you can chat the evening away. Followed by???

    :)

    -K

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Yea, but what that does do is invite all kinds of cheesy pick-up lines from all the guys you encounter. Maybe you can share with us the ones that work?

    The best pick up line is a smile and "hi." Followed by a willingness to talk. If the guy has redeeming qualities, I'll hang out for a few minutes and chat. After that, maybe coffee?

  • free2think
    free2think
    Oh….!! ok then… I would walk up to you at the bar, take the ice cube out of your drink, put it on the floor and then stamp on it really violently, and then while straightening my tie I would say calmly “I just wanted to break the ice…..” and then offer to buy you another drink….. How far would that get me then F2…???

    I give you points for originality.

  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Hey Robdar, did you know the guy who painted your avatar bit his own ear off and gave it to a prostitute?

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