I've had a lot to drink tonight... you sure are starting to look good.
Your best pick-up line?
by Newborn 64 Replies latest jw friends
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IP_SEC
You look look just like my 5th wife
Whoa you been married 5 times?
I've been married 4 times.
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Mr. Majestic
Would you like to go halves on a bastard…???
Do you have any Irish in you…??? Would you like some…????
Oh god, chat up lines are so shit…..!!! Do they ever work..???
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Seeker4
My favorite pick-up line:
"I just read something very interesting in the latest Awake! magazine I'd like to share with you (insert fascinating point from latest magazine here). If you'd like to learn more, I'd be glad to leave you this issue of the Awake! along with its companion magazine, The Watchtower. The magazines are free, but if you'd like to make a donation to our world wide preaching work, I'd be glad to accept it."
I always found this approach appealed to women of fine, spiritual virtue who would appreciate a youth of righteous inclination and wearing a nice white short-sleeved dress shirt with a narrow tie, such as myself.
You can find similar, super-effective lines in most any Kingdom Ministry.
S4
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IP_SEC
No mrmaj. Pick up lines dont work.
Hi my name is Matt *whilst eye f*cking her* usually works best.
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free2think
No i know all of you guys tricks i'll be on the look out.
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undercover
No i know all of you guys tricks i'll be on the look out
ah, but we're saving our best ones...
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ninja
hey ladies....how's your sister cinderella getting on?
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free2think
hey ladies....how's your sister cinderella getting on?
HAHAHAHAHA, is that how you got your wife ninja?
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ninja
sssshhhh....she's standing next to me with a rolling pin