GOD HATES FIGS!!!!!!

by Elsewhere 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • SacrificialLoon
    SacrificialLoon

    I always thought that was a bit of a prickish thing for Jesus to do.

    I LOVE figs!! Thinking about planting a fig tree actually

    Why do you hate America Beks?

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    So: Let me get this right.

    Third heaven is Paradise.

    We don't know if we will have a body, or not, when we get there.

    God and his spies are there to keep an eye on us whether our bodily functions work or not.

    Even if you are like the fig tree, not doing what you are not supposed to do, God might get pixxed xff and zap you to hell.

    Cool.

    What do I have to do to sign up?

    Chris

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    Why they left the relevent scriptures off this shirt I cannot imagine.

  • Chalam
    Chalam

    Got one in XL? ;)

  • blondie
    blondie

    I never did like figs...........

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    You must have missed out on the movie 'Women in Love', Blondie

  • DJK
    DJK

    I was watching a documentary on the History Channel about figs. It stated that some of the crunchiness in a fig is due to a wasp that uses the fig to breed. Too expensive to remove so they are just ground up and made into finished products.

    This article says otherwise. I wonder who's right.

    http://animals.howstuffworks.com/insects/fig-wasp.htm

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Ohhhh silly it's crunchy because of the seeds!!

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