GOD HATES FIGS!!!!!!

by Elsewhere 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • Elsewhere
  • beksbks
    beksbks

    I LOVE figs!! Thinking about planting a fig tree actually.............

  • sacolton
    sacolton

    ... and shellfish.

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    From which I will take fig leaves!! Yes yes, and cavort around the yard in nothing but!!

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    Wow, I love fig newtons. I am glad I did not know God hated them.

    But even now that I know,

    I am still going to eat them, with even more pleasure

  • Chalam
    Chalam

    Looks like the authors never bothered reading these verses!

    Mark 7:17-19 (New International Version)

    17 After he had left the crowd and entered the house, his disciples asked him about this parable. 18 "Are you so dull?" he asked. "Don't you see that nothing that enters a man from the outside can make him 'unclean'? 19 For it doesn't go into his heart but into his stomach, and then out of his body." (In saying this, Jesus declared all foods "clean.")

    No doubt there are dull as well!

    All the best,

    Stephen

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    I knew He hated fags, but this is new light.

  • cameo-d
    cameo-d

    Thanks for posting this timely warning.

    'Skuse me while I plug this thread. I was served this very notice myself.

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.net/watchtower/bible/172488/1/Apostates-The-Cursed-Fig-Tree

  • Chalam
    Chalam

    Paul agrees and was no doubt a fig eater!

    Romans 14:14 (New International Version)

    14 As one who is in the Lord Jesus, I am fully convinced that no food is unclean in itself.

    Looks like the authors know more that the Apostle Paul who wrote over half the New Testament. Maybe they are hard at work translating their own bible?

    I think it should be call the NFFT Holy Scriptures (New Fig Free Translation)!

    All the best,

    Stephen

  • mkr32208
    mkr32208

    And DOGS mentioned in the bible 127 times every single time is negative!

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