I'll wait for the next Remorial or I could just skip it.
Top 10 Memorial Excuses
by rebel8 84 Replies latest jw friends
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Fadeout
Youse guys are high-larious.
I thought the Memorial was cancelled to give us an extra "study night."
I have an allergic reaction to holy spirit.
I don't attend any functions during the full moon because that's what the ancient pagans used to do.
I didn't have time to buy a new Memorial outfit.
I'm a recovering alcoholic and I simply can't be around wine. Stop tempting me!
and my #1 excuse... I can reject Jesus just as effectively from home.
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Quirky1
My sewer backed up and I've had enough shit for today....
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rebel8
Too many good entries to choose a winner!
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AllTimeJeff
"I would go, but I am in the middle of my last batch of Meth and can't leave it. I might burn down the trailer..."
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former2free
Really!! I just found out that it was yesterday.
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GLTirebiter
I have choir practice on Tuesday nights.
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SirNose586
I guess I'm just not that creative when it comes to excuses--I'd rather not go just to sit in a crowded room and be lectured on why I can't eat the bread or drink the wine. If I wanted to not eat bread or not drink wine, I'd just as soon stay at home, which I will finally get to do this year!
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HintOfLime
Just don't show up - when the elders ask why, tell them that your calender shows Memorial Day as being May 31st this year.
(This one works best if you have blonde hair.)
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ziddina
Bumpin' the thread; bumpin' the thread... 'Cause "Memorial" nite will soon be here, I'm bumpin' this thread!!