Okay... I'll bite. (hee hee)
My cat vomited all over my song book...
V665
Top 10 Memorial Excuses
by rebel8 84 Replies latest jw friends
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VampireDCLXV
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ziddina
Good one, Vamp!!
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ziddina
Lemme try one, since I bumped the thread...
"I thought it was being celebrated over a week, with "overlapping" times..."
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Amelia Ashton
I wasn't invited.
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cyberjesus
i started to have a crave for wine and bread this morning that i cdnt control
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jookbeard
I went in 1993 under duress and almost walked after the opening song, 1994/5 I said I had been stumbled
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ziddina
Aw, Amelia and Jookbeard, that is so sad...
Have a little cyber-refreshments on me...
Amelia -
Jookbeard -
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jookbeard
far too early Zidd!
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MrMonroe
I'm working that night to provide for my family. I'm sure Jesus will understand.
You think me missing one memorial will cost me my life? Will Jesus notice? I'm thinking about all those people who show up one night a year at the Kingdom Hall. Is that all Jesus cares about? Is he so easily fooled? Do you reckon he just takes a roll call and that's all that matters ... anyone who's present SURVIVES Armageddon; anyone who misses just one memorial DIES A HORRIBLE DEATH.
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the-illuminator81
I already went to mass this morning.