If smoking is a disfellowshipping offence, why isn't masturbation?

by yadda yadda 2 60 Replies latest jw friends

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  Homerovah the Almighty

  Ummm ? it looks quite readable on my monitor, I've been using 10 pt. and it looks large enough by my eyes , how about this then ?

  This is 12 Pt.

  Yes I can just hear and see the announcement at the hall.

  Brothers and Sisters we have an important announcement to make !

  : As of today the elders of this congregation have determined that Brother Wankalot

  will no longer be considered one of the Jehovah's Witnesses due to his uncontrollable and impulsive

  habit of masturbation. Even though we had placed a chastity glove on his right hand covered with pins and needles

  he still continued to masturbate at will. Erotic pictures of sisters in this hall have been confiscated and will be destroyed

  after further review by the elders. We make this decision in the name of are father Jehovah and son Jesus Christ.
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  yadda yadda 2

  Homerovah just can't stop posting on this topic...must hold some fascination for him LOL.
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  Homerovah the Almighty

  must hold some fascination for him LOL.

  I never hold my own, well at least not in public ......he he
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  OUTLAW

  Q: Do you smoke after Sex? A: I don`t know,I`ve never looked. LOL!!...OUTLAW
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  Homerovah the Almighty

  Thats a good one Outlaw
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  Scott77

  hamsterbait,

  Iam seeking clarification. Please,you stated that ""Masturbation to become a DF offense ... Ages ago," was you joking or was it a true fact within the WTS? To the best of my knowledge, I have never heard anyone being dF because of it. I think it might have happened depending on one's location of the congregation.

  As for you Homerovah the Almighty I concur with your statement when you state that " there was a time actually when they discouraged people getting married all together so they could spend more time going out in service selling their literature. Power in the hands of the stupid and corrupt" Someone has commented on a different thread that alot of JWs had their lives skewed up, Unable to see the end of the world coming in their time (1975), many had to struggle to find new meaning, could not start a family because of being past the biological clock, find a job, had no education."

  Scott77
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  yadda yadda 2

  Hamsterbait does sound a lot like masturbate.
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  JustHuman14

  Greed is a serious sin by Apostle Paul...do you know anyone to be disfellowshiped for that sin???? I guess the first ones should be the GB members and then the rest...
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  Scott77

  I have never known anyone being DF because of greed. In this materialistic society, greed is a virtue even though many will not aknowledge it. May be the WTS is greedy for power, a desire to control people, kind of.

  Scott77
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  hamsterbait

  Several people who went to the elders school mentioned in my thread resigned.

  Unfortunately the site doesn't seem to help us find threads we have started except by trawling hundreds of pages. It was as titled "masturbation to become a DF offense" and a Watchtower confirming this came out a few months later.

  HB