Because jerkin' yer gherkin is dirty...................
If smoking is a disfellowshipping offence, why isn't masturbation?
by yadda yadda 2 60 Replies latest jw friends
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Scott77
Because jerkin' yer gherkin is dirty
Please, excuse me. Can you please explain what do you do mean by above?
As for you hamsterbait, several users on this site have recently expressed strong concern about some postings getting lost and not being found. Therefore, Iam not suprised that you too is bringing up the same isssue. By the way, google does allow its engine to be used for searching webisite as long as its attached on it. Otherwise, thank for contributions.
Scott77
Thanks
Scott77
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RubaDub
Because smoking can cause permanent harm and eventually kill you.
Masturbation just affects your eyesight. The hair that grows on the palms of your hands is only considered an inconvenience.
Rub a Dub
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undercover
If people would smoke like they masturbate, in private, it wouldn't be that big of a deal. But people forcing others to inhale their pollution caused all kinds of problems.
If people start masturbating in public the way people smoked in public, then it will become a DFing offense. And look for it to spill out into the world as well.
People will seek legislation to outlaw masturbating in public. Pretty soon, there will be no masturbating sections in restaurants, no jerking off on the city bus or subway. No self acheived status of joining the mile high club in the airplane lavatory.
So, if you want to keep masturbating from being a DFing offense, keep it in private, with the shades pulled.
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sammielee24
But masturbation is a disfellowshipping offense.
It is not a disfellowshipping offense if you do it alone ...or if you do it if you are married..but if you do it while on the phone with your girlfriend or have any contact at all while doing it and communicating with someone, other than your wife, it constitutes a practice and is a disfellowshipping offense.
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Homerovah the Almighty
Rules rules I shun rules, this Sunday I'm going to my old Hall and masturbate in the back row
during the talk and find out what happens.
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Scott77
Masturbation just affects your eyesight. The hair that grows on the palms of your
hands is only considered an inconvenience.
(RubaDub)
wow, I do not know if RubaDub is joking when he states above. I have never known a JW who had become blind because of that practice. As for you undercover, Iam leaning toward that idea when you state that if people practices masterbation publicily,"People will seek legislation to outlaw [it] in public." As to whether its a "disfellowshiped Offense" as sammielee24 points out, it remains to be seen how widely it has been enforced among the congregations. Even then,catching a dub in action is very difficult as many will certainly do it "with the shades pulled" as as stated by the undercover.
Scott77
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stillajwexelder
I will just go home and have "One off the wrist in memory of Onan"
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Cali Girl
you have never heard of jerkin your gherkin???
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Scott77
Cali Girl,
You have my pm.