Since that time, my hands have become completely covered with fur, while my vision has been reduced to the level of legal blindness.
I understand that you brothers are concerned with matters of vital, life-altering, earth-shattering importance, such as whether sisters interpreting talks into sign language should wear yarmulkes, but I respectfully plead for an answer soon, lest my fingers become competely useless fuzzy appendages and my vision deteroriates to the point where I need a seeing eye dog.
Eternally yours in Jah's service,
Sir82
Dear Gentile 82
Please accept our humble apologies for not getting back to you. Not only have we been asking Yah about head coverings, we were also asking Yah about head coverings. It takes all our time.
You are in what we like to call a catch-82. You see, you need a woman, but most woman are not attracted to hairy wolves. (we must admit to knowing a few exceptions to that rule, but they are picky.)
Try hanging out with Sistah's who illegally play werewolve games on the internet. These are role playing games. Because they try to find the wolves before the wolves eat them, they might make an exception, and let you eat them. But I digress.
As far as your vision goes, we suggest that if you must have a whack at your tadpole, that you consider soft flourescent lighting and sunglasses. Also, stare at pictures in our Watchtower magazine where blind people are throwing away their glasses in the new system, because being blind, they can't see a damn thing with them anyway. Welcome to the future.