REPENT OR BURN!
fucking rights! i'm gonna start printing that on tshirts and selling them outside of churches. *dreams*
by RickA 32 Replies latest jw friends
REPENT OR BURN!
fucking rights! i'm gonna start printing that on tshirts and selling them outside of churches. *dreams*
fucking rights!
Hey Mango...those rights are widely held...but are not always exercised as often as you would like!....
ISP
After all that commentary up there this answer seems to be comming out of no where but both are right :)
We are supposed to watch and pray and understand world events -- so many are fulfilling prophecy it's hard to ignore them.
We should ,however, remember that the time is unknown so trying to predict the second comming of Christ is wrong and will always fail.
The JW's tried to predict the end of the world at least 8 times and failed miserably.
According to the Bible, Jesus will return. We don't know when but we can watch and pray.
God bless you-- please e-mail us with your info-- it's very good research :)
RickA,
You listed some web sites. My favorite is for the Landover Baptist Church. I don't have the address now, but I will see if I can find it. If you type in Landoverbaptist in search you should find it.
Praise the Lord!
You can almost smell the rubber.
Well, I have surely seen the light now. You're gonna burn me, Jesus? Gonna smoke my bones, are you? Well, shit, in that case, I love ya, lawd. Hally lew yaw. Yessirree, bob, gotta love a man that'll torture you forever if you don't. Now, that is the kind of god I can admire.
Thankya, Jesus, for opening my eyes to your true nature. Thankya, lawd.
COMF
and I'll flail my hands in the air behind comf asayin'PRAISE JAW!
psssssssst lend me that lighter hun ">T
Well Rickettsia,does waking up and watching Scooby doo count?
Vive Bene
Spesso L'amore
Di Risata Molto!!!
(((((((mango))))))))
Thought he said 'get bent and turn" :> luv,T
Vive Bene
Spesso L'amore
Di Risata Molto!!!
All you sinners, back sliders, and whore mongers,
You must go to landoverbaptist.org for your salvation. Trust me on this one, ye of little faith. For those of you who know me, you think I have poped a cork, but I have not. Trust me on this one. I did not put in the http stuff and the www stuff, but I know you are up to the task.
Larc... study on this, man.
It is easier to type http://www than it is to type I did not put in the http stuff and the www stuff, but I know you are up to the task. And it is even easier to browse to the website and copy the URL from the "Address" bar of your browser and then paste it into your post. No forgiveness on this one, podno. Learn to do it right.