I can see only one way to settle or resolve this.
Both FHN and Scully will have to fight like real ladies and put on their bikini's and have a mud wrestling match.
While FHN is choking Scully and screaming, "I'll teach you some manners if it's the last thing I do" and Scully
is chokin FHN and yelling, "you'll not get any more of my attention" then StoneWall will ease into the ring to try
and referee(officiate) the match.
Then as soon as both of them realize I'm in the ring they immediately forget any of their differences and start
pounding and kicking on me. All the while they busy beating the pudding out of me, I grab hold of their teenie bikinis
and rip them off their bodies and take off running thru the streets smiling from ear to ear singing you've just been hit
by a smooth criminal. (Ok that was my sneaky way to get in a Michael Jackson reference to his song "smooth criminal")