Next they will probably introduce a new rule that hands are to remain folded over the chest or left hanging down the sides, as to not stumble anyone who thinks that just because you have your hands folded over your crotch you may be actually playing with yourself during the prayer... clearly not appropriate behaviour! lol
New Light: Don't hold hands during prayers
by RR 104 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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shamus100
" Brothers and sisters, please refrain from picking your nose while praying..."
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babygirl75
Or just hold your hands up at your face like Ricky Bobby did in Talladega Nights.......LOL!
"Let's see all hands....Now we shall pray!"
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ldrnomo
I they don't want to offend or distract people then stop going door to door and bothering them.
LD
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AllTimeJeff
WoooHooo Beks! Now THAT would make them call us to the back room for sure!
Yeah, but it'd be only to watch.... lol.
Sorry if I offended with my censored "f" bomb, but seriously, I just shake my head at this nonsense. Some things need to be broken down and explained, other things need to get this...
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undercover
What if Beks & Dana Made a Babygirl sandmich!!!! hhhmmmmm.....
Alright...now I'm being enticed to return to the meetings...
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ninja
I'm game too dinah....and how do you like your eggs in the morning?....sunny side up?.....or fertilised......growl
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Open mind
My wife and I will be OK. We just hold hands during the prayer.
During the SONG though, that's a different story.
We typically have an arm slung round each other and my Jezzie-Bell wife likes to see how far down my butt she can go before I say something.
Maybe I can convince her to save that action for the prayer.
om
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OnTheWayOut
During the SONG though, that's a different story.
We typically have an arm slung round each other
I won't put up an objectionable picture, but OM- could you try putting your arm around her like this?
That will make the BOE take notice.
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BONEZZ
Is there anything the cult-masters don't want to control?
-BONEZZ
