Horrid Perfumes and Nasty Nairspray

by Elsewhere 54 Replies latest jw friends

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    Oh gosh yea, what a manly man you are if you can suck up a bunch of carcinogens on a regular basis. Grrrrrrrrr!

  • beksbks
    beksbks

    And ummmm what's wrong with pussies?

  • Chalam
  • parakeet
    parakeet

    ... there is a girl who is trying to impress me and ever time she's about to come and talk to me she "refreshes" her perfume. It takes all I've got to not run to the toilet sick.

    Sounds like she's making quite an impression.

    Do you remember the sister/sisters who always had that awful "old lady" stale perfume smell? I found out how that smell develops. When I worked, I used to apply a bit of perfume just before putting on my coat to leave for work. A week later, I forgot the perfume, put my coat on and ..... whew! old-lady smell!!! Didn't wear the coat again until it was dry-cleaned. Moral of story -- don't get perfume on anything that retains the scent. Perfume goes rank in an incredibly short time.

    And, just so you all know, I'm not quite yet an old lady.

  • John Doe
    John Doe
    And ummmm what's wrong with pussies?

    Never trust anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

  • Lillith26
    Lillith26

    For........Doe............. Cat


  • John Doe
    John Doe

    Think these guys care what you're wearing?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Twmf8VETN98

  • beksbks
    beksbks
    Never trust anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

    Why, whatever do you mean??

  • Lillith26
    Lillith26
    Never trust anything that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

    Care to start digging deeper Doe?? Shovel


  • beksbks
    beksbks

    I'd rather smell good manly sweat than cheap ass cologne. As long as it's no more than a few hours old.

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