A Visit From The Reformed Village Strumpet

by snowbird 53 Replies latest jw friends

  • dinah
    dinah

    Do they refer to said Strumpet as "Sister Miss Thang" at the KH?

  • snowbird
    snowbird
    Do they refer to said Strumpet as "Sister Miss Thang" at the KH?

    LOL.

    I'm sure some refer to her as Sister B**ch!

    She's a pain, really!

    Sylvia

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW
    Oh, since my estranged husband is Jamaican, she insinuated that he may be dabbling in voodoo and that could be the cause of my break with them. Now, I didn't see that coming!
    LOL.....Sylvia

    Good morning Sylvia!!..

    When I read that I started laughing..

    You really have to use this to your Advantage..

    The next time you see her,tell her she was right..

    Tell her your Ex is a very powerful Witch Doctor..Feared by the Voodo Community..

    Tell her your Ex is Displeased with her and now the Spirit World is Displeased with her..

    Tell her to Pray as much as she can and to Stay Away from Unlit Areas..Until the Curse is Removed

    Your going to get inside her head with that kind of talk..She`s a JW..

    The Village Strumpet is going to sleep with the Lights On,for the Rest of her Life..LOL!!..

    .......................... ...OUTLAW

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Outlaw!!!

    ROFL!

    That's a good one, I just may use it.

    She so took me by surprise, that I nearly choked!

    I was totally flabbergasted!

    Can you imagine spending everlasting life with people like that?

    *shaking head at conduct of so-called enlightened one*

    Sylvia

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Sylvia..

    You should use it..

    It will keep her off your back,for the rest of your life..

    This one won`t stop until she ruins your life,or has something to keep her busy..

    Keep her busy,Running from the Shaddows and Praying..

    ............................ ...OUTLAW

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    This one won`t stop until she ruins your life,or has something to keep her busy..

    I'm afraid you're right.

    I knew it was coming sooner or later.

    I'm ready.

    Sylvia

  • ziddina
    ziddina

    Sylvia, I admire your self-control...

    I too wish that you could have exposed that woman to herself for what she really is...

    But I must say, I'm missing out on a lot of fun since I became a "Do Not Call"!!! The JWs don't come to my door anymore....

    If I'd been in your shoes, I would probably have hammered into her head that the bible is just one of a long line of "holy" writings, and one of the most recent versions, at that...

    But, from what I've learned about you, Sylvia, I don't see you taking that approach, though...

    But - as OUTLAW said - it sure would be fun to imply a "voo-doo" curse, just to scare the pants off of her!!!

    Whoops... sexual innuendo... Zid

  • snowbird
    snowbird
    I would probably have hammered into her head that the bible is just one of a long line of "holy" writings, and one of the most recent versions, at that...

    She was more into what the "slave" said or wrote than the Bible.

    But, from what I've learned about you, Sylvia, I don't see you taking that approach, though...

    Call me delusional, but I believe the Bible contains God's Message.

    Sylvia

  • TD
    TD

    LOL -- I don't have anything profound or helpful to add, (As usual...) but I loved the way you described that exchange and the mental pictures that came to mind....

    --I bet her skirt tail didn't have time to hit her fanny before she found the elders. I know the type well.

  • dinah
    dinah

    I got a kick out of the "reformed village strumpet" part too.

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