A Visit From The Reformed Village Strumpet

by snowbird 53 Replies latest jw friends

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Sylvia..

    One more thought..

    Once you tell Strumpet the good news..LOL!!

    Not only will she tell the JW Elders..She will tell anyone willing to Listen..

    That rumour will spread like Wild Fire through out her congregation..And..Neighbouring Congregations..

    How many JW`s do you know of..That would associate with someone,who has a Voodo Curse on them?..

    LOL!!!!!!..

    Most JW`s would Chew their Own Leg Off,just to Get Away from her..

    Strumpet will become the Victim of her Own Vicious Rumours..

    And..

    You will be able to live your Life in Peace..

    .......................... ...OUTLAW

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    Outlaw, I think you and I should get together and sacrifice a chicken at an alter in the street in front of Slyvia's house. We could hang watchtowers upside down on it. They'd leave the whole block alone.

  • nugget
    nugget

    It's funny how some people become self appointed policemen for the org. I think you were brilliant but she is likely to bring reinforcements on any future visits.

    It's amazing some of the rubbish they come up with to justify people leaving the cult. It's never a problem with the organisation it has to be a problem with you or something in your life.

  • jamiebowers
    jamiebowers

    Why don't you tell her that you didn't really divorce your voodoo priest husband but instead you killed and ate him to gain his voodoo powers?

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    I really appreciate y'all.

    I talk with Mr. Snowbird every day, but I haven't told him yet.

    He's going through withdrawal from smoking, and I know he doesn't want to hear any crap like that!

    He is the best father to our daughter that anyone could want, yet she sits in judgment of him.

    Crazy.

    Sylvia

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    Does Hot Mama with the Roll Down Pants know that you know her history?

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    Yeah, she does.

    However, she's so proud of the fact that she's "cleaned up her life and now lives only for Jehovah."

    I mentioned her past because she is so judgmental now.

    Sylvia

  • dinah
    dinah

    Have chicken, will travel, Sylvia.

    You guys are a hoot!!

  • snowbird
    snowbird

    LOL.

    The cat's out of the bag!

    Sylvia

  • peaches
    peaches

    i think it is sad....to have a neighbor like that.....shudder!!!!!!

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