You MUST love me.
And if you don't, I'll kill you.
(Or, as Perry often emphasises, eternal non-existence isn't enough to balance the scales of God's justice, so I'll roast for eternity.)
As soon as you ORDER an intelligent being to love you, your "loveability" plummets.
So there's the conundrum.
I can't love the God of the Bible because, to me, he's unlovable.
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On a lighter note:
If in heaven we don't meet,
Together we will bear the heat.
And if it ever gets too hot,
Pepsi-Cola hits the spot!
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