STATMENT: All true Christians should love their enemies.
Define "true"... While you're at it, define "Christian"... My definition? "Greco-Romanized 'Johnny-come-Lately' Middle Eastern male volcano god worshippers..."
STATEMENT: The bible is the inspired and inerrant word of God.
Ah, HAH HA HA HA HA HA HHHHHAAAAAA!!! GOOD one!!!
1. If anyone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also;...
No. HELL NO!! Hit 'em back... No, wait!!!...... SUE!!!
2. Whoever divorces his wife and marries another commits adultery against her; and if she divorces her husband and marries another, she commits adultery.
THAT idiotic idea has led to a lot of spousal abuse... And a lot of unhappy marriages...
3. You cannot serve God and money.
In that case, I choose money... It's more fun!!
4. “Judge not, that you be not judged. For with the judgment you pronounce you will be judged, and with the measure you use it will be measured to you...."
Oh, yeah??? Whoever wrote this - never attended a REAL court case!!!
5. “Truly, I say to you, if you have faith and do not doubt, you will not only do what has been done to the fig tree, but even if you say to this mountain, ‘Be taken up and thrown into the sea,’ it will happen...."
And I would want to toss a mountain into the sea be-CAUSE??? (That could cause a hell of a tsunami !!!)
6. I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent...."
Ah, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! "If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman to correct him, is he still wrong???"
So! Did I pass??? (Fun test, by the way... )
Zid