Christianity gives you.........umm.......uh.............................................?

by Terry 93 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Terry
    Terry

    Christianity gives you NOTHING. That's right, nothing.

    You get struck on the cheek and you pony up for the other slap.

    Your pray for the enemy who wants you face down in the mud with his heel on your neck.

    You get treated like pond scum and force a smile and forgive.

    Abused? Forgive and forget.

    Need help desperately? Pray! Pray harder! Pray even harder!!

    When nothing happens, chalk it up to your unworthiness and lack of faith.

    The path of christian righteousness is strewn with the corpses of ascetics who gave up everything in life but misery and hope that the next life would be better.

    Apostle Paul tells fellow christians to take up their cross knowing how excruciatingly torturous a devout follower of Christ will find the journey.

    Why? Because Christianity gives you NOTHING........except pie in the sky bye and bye!

    Waste your life and bet everything on the little white Roulette ball spinning around the Bible casino and hope when your number comes up you it the jackpot instead of the permanent inside of a coffin for the eternal dirt nap!

    Perhaps the worst part is that you are compelled in knee-jerk Pavlovian fashion to DEFEND the silliness of the Bible and interpretations of your fellow know-it-alls.

    No matter how crazy something is--you find a way it could possibly be absolutely true!

    Christianity gives you NOTHING!

    Hope?

    Trying waiting for a bus.

    Need to prove the impossible? Quote from a book translated and recopied for thousands of years which has no provenance.

    With a church on every street corner and a hundred interpretations for every doctrine you can rest assured you are on firm ground in your faith.

    NOw, its your turn to feel sorry for me out loud and to cut and paste a dull litany of scripture and personal revelation like the little boy who stuck his finger in the Dike. (No, the other kind.)

  • Meeting Junkie No More
    Meeting Junkie No More

    Well, it's obviously given you a case of sour grapes!

  • tec
    tec

    ... peace.

    (just answering the question)

    Tammy

  • sir82
    sir82

    So does this mean you won't be the guest speaker at this Sunday's service, then?

  • chickpea
    chickpea
    So does this mean you won't be the guest speaker at this Sunday's service

    THAT would be one sermon i would enjoy!!

  • PSacramento
    PSacramento
    Well, it's obviously given you a case of sour grapes!

    ROTFLMAO !!!

    I was about to say that it has caused Terry to need to increade fiber intake.

  • journey-on
    journey-on

    What REALLY do you want, Terry? What are YOU looking for? I say this in response to this:

    NOw, its your turn to feel sorry for me out loud and to cut and paste a dull litany of scripture and personal revelation like the little boy who stuck his finger in the Dike. (No, the other kind.)
  • BurnTheShips
    BurnTheShips

    Terry wants to vent.

    BTS

  • Mall Cop
    Mall Cop

    Whenever others respond to Terry 's topics with the Bible, they are not listening to Terry. How many times and ways does he have to explain his conclusions that the Bible means absolutely nothing to him.

    Try answering him without the use of scriptures. You probably can't, because that's all you have to lean on. Can you use reasoning and logic to respond to his topics. I know it's a challenge to you your "THINKING" ABILITY" when all you have is scripture to do the thinking for you.

    OOPS! Am I going to get some peopled feathers ruffled.

  • donny
    donny

    LOL Terry,

    It's been a rough day at work and this lunchtime humor really helped. Thanks!

    Donny

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