Oh! I like it! Start with a flawed understanding of human biology (foreskins are dirty! (even though god created them)),
I don't believe anyone made that assumption that foreskins are dirty, dear NVL (as always, peace to you!). Dear CD commented on the potential infection that would result at the cut site. To wit:
a more serious danger than regular hygiene would have been how to keep the foreskin cut from becoming unclean and infected if in an area where there was shortage of water for bathing?
My comment was only to say that water is not the only means by which something can be cleansed. Fire, for example, cleanses.
throw in a complete ignorance of basic microbiology and medicine (water is NOT an antiseptic)
Wow, you really are straining out the gnat to gulp down the camel, aren't you? True, water may not fulfill the classical definition of an antiseptic; however, anything that prevents a suture/cut/wound from become "septic"... including sterilized water... could indeed be considered an "anti" septic. In theory.
and then from the error proceed to pure unfounded speculation and the give them the option of boiling their recently mutilated penises
Okay, now I know you're joking (and sorry for taking so long to see that - )... 'cause boiling water (which is what I wrote of)... and boiling penises (which is what you're stating and, again, while you may BE joking, it again appears that you are trying to make it look like I stated it - which is deceitful and so, you really should get a handle on that, dear one - it's almost habitual with you)... is not the same thing. And while I don't believe circumcision is necessary for all men, I will say that I knew a man some years ago who had to have his foreskin removed while in his later forties, due to a cyst of some kind or something like that... and to hear HIM tell it, it was one of THE most painful things he ever experienced and so he said to ME that he WISHED it had been done when he was a babe.
So... I mean, I dunno. Maybe for some men it's not a matter of if... but when. Sooner... or later. But I totally get your chagrin. And I can almost "feel" your "pain." 'Cause pain is pain, afterall, isn't it?
or sitting around spitting on them.
No, I think the Israelites were a little more advanced than that... but I do believe that there are people yet today who use spit. If I recall my Discovery Channel/National Geographic shows accurately. Somewhere in the Amazon, I think... or perhaps Africa. I can't recall exactly but if I ever run into the information again I will be sure to share it with you...
All hail God! Let's cut up our penises, the sit around and spit on them for each other for him!
Well, whatever floats your boat, dear one. I mean, if that's what gets you there. But my Lord's fulfillment of the Old Covenant did away with that so you don't really gotta. I'm sure you all would get your usual "related to the body and its private parts" kick out of doing something like that, though (and I'm not putting down men here; I've just observed that such subjects... and activities... are usually pretty "normal" for some of you...).
Again, peace to you!
YOUR servant (still) and a slave of Christ,
SA