What's your pet-hate Witnessisms? Mine is 'in the truth'. Blegh!!

poopsiecakes

Happifying...not sure how it's spelled because it's a non-word
VampireDCLXV

The Good News about the Kingdom TM
The New System (of things)
The Paradise
Everlasting life
V665
poopsiecakes

"the bloom of youth"
(because they only apply it to dating and not baptism)
Quentin

Nothying....don't believe anymore, why bother?
Darth plaugeis

Have you been to Bethel yet?
Think About It

Any expression with "it behooves one" in it.
"A loving arrangement"
Think About It
simon17

the truth is my real one... let me think of ones not mentioned:
be patient on the organization/jehovah
eating from the table of demons (esp applied to stupid stuff like... music)
perfectly balancing the scales of justice
XXXX XXXX's sacrifice was then blessed by his/her being part of the lineage of Jesus Christ (that one always got me... the "yeah nothing good ever happened to this guy" fall back... how many assholes were also in that lineage?)
VampireDCLXV

Watchtower Bible School of Gilead
Ministerial Training School
Pioneer(ing)
V665
GLTirebiter

New System
Apparently
Babylonish
(This belongs in the "four words thread"...)
Hadit

The end is here, the end is near, it's just around the corner, Armageddon, universal sovereignty . . . oh and headship (blood boils).
I physically get ill hearing about the gloom and doom of the end! Evidently, I'm no longer fighting the fine fight of the faith!