What's your pet-hate Witnessisms? Mine is 'in the truth'. Blegh!! (page 3)

SlipnSlide

World wide brotherhood

The faithful slave

Jehovah's spirit directed organization

Householder

Christ is the head of this congregation

Whole souled devotion

Jehovah knows the number of hairs on your head

Pray to Jehovah on it

Go out in the ministry

Watchtowers Witnesses

Spiritual Feast.

But that one has inspired my own catchphrase. "Spiritual Koolaid". Such as, where else will you go to recieve your spiritual koolaid?

Headship! I HATE that word...When Carrot and I first got married we had a lot of Bro's say that i was to humbly give my opinion and let Carrot make the final decision, and that as Carrot was my head I had to do as he said! LOL! We took it a step further and i started to call Carrot ''Lord'' when around dubs. When asked why i called Carrot ''Lord'', Carrot told them it showed deep respect as Sarah used to call Abraham ''Lord''.... You could see the envy on the bro's faces as they thought we were serious...Wonder how many went home and told their wives to call them Lord! It amused us...We needed something to pass the time at meetings and on the ministry! Lol...

Leave it to Jehovah! GRRRRRRR

Peace and light

kurtbethel

Christendom.

It sounds like they are mocking Christians, Christian dumb.

Although, I hear it is crittendom, a catch all boogeyman for the society's failure to achieve much good.

MsDucky

Accurate knowledge

Loving arrangement

Darth plaugeis

Personal Bible Study.

Heartfelt Prayer.

Spiritual Suit of Armor

simon17

Here's a great one:

"Priviledge of service"

Mowing the lawn is not a priviledge. Cleaning the bathroom is not a priviledge. Setting up a district convention at 6 a.m. is not a priviledge. Its a shit job that no one wants to do and it wastes my time. If you called it a sacrifce, FINE. I might even do it. Don't make it seem like people would normally be lining up to wipe the shit out of your toilet.

mamalove

Apostate

Worldy

That holiday is bad

Bad association

It's got a pagan origin

cantleave

"Jehovah willing" after making anything arrangement or plan.

Soldier77

"food at the proper time"

"wait/trust/rely on Jehovah"

"the light gets brighter and brighter"

"putting kingdom interests first"

"Jehovahs true visible organization"

What's your pet-hate Witnessisms? Mine is 'in the truth'. Blegh!!