When my son (now 18) was a kid (maybe 9??) we went to a funeral. The elder kept talking about "the flock", "Jesus the loving shepherd", "Christ's sheep". My son whispers, "Why do they keep talking about sheep?" "The Bible compares Jesus to a shepherd and his followers to sheep quite a bit," I answer. Little pause and he whispers back, "Don't they know how STUPID sheep are?"
NOTE: It's NOt appropriate to start laughing at a funeral. Had to try to turn it into a cough...
Jewel