What's your pet-hate Witnessisms? Mine is 'in the truth'. Blegh!!

by oldlightnewshite 15 years ago 58 Replies latest 15 years ago jw friends

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  aquagirl 15 years ago

  "Faithful and discreet slave"always creeped me out and sounded like a Stephan King book.

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  Dumi 15 years ago

  "Sheep-like-ones", "Little flock", "Anointed", "Great crowd", "This system of things"...

  By the way, where does the view that "worldly" people are "Goat-Like-Ones" come from? is it even scriptural??

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  Little Imp 15 years ago

  Arrangement

  Christendom

  that was the best assembly ever

  excellent talk (when it was obviously boring)

  Sister (yuk) I always wanted a sister but not one in the KH thank you

  unbeliever (how do they know?)

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  Magwitch 15 years ago

  WE ARE SOOOOOOOOO CLOSE (magwitch - you will never go to kindergarten)

  UNCLEAN CONDUCT

  WORLDY PEOPLE (absolute scum)

  THE FRIENDS (like some sacred, holy group)

  KEEP READJUSTING (just like a car needs a little tune-up so do we)

  FORNICATION (it sounds so utterly filthy)

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  stapler99 15 years ago

  "fine". A fine talk, brother! A fine provision from the Faithful and Discreet Slave!

  "worldly" - as if to imply all non-Jehovah's Witnesses are wicked people.

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  clarity 15 years ago

  ....and jehovah, as we go now to our several homes we pray your protection. (120 pubs at the meeting!)

  In Haiti ...."the brothers were there first!"

  jah's Happy people

  Do more xxxxxxx

  She's so theocratic

  she witnessed to him

  unbaptized publisher or is that .... unpublished baptizer

  clarity

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  clarity 15 years ago

  whoops forgot my bestest one .... Excert yourself vigorously! lol

  C

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  wasblind 15 years ago

  " Make the truth your own "

  " keep on the watch" though, cause it has an expiration date

  you don't want to be goin' house to house with old truth

  who says truth never get old

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  Jewel 15 years ago

  Paradise earth....

  Park-like paradise....

  Drove me nuts....like it would be good if we wiped out ecosystems and put in a couple of picnic tables

  Marked

  Useful for someone they wanted to shun but who hadn't had the decency to get properly disfellowshipped

  Headship

  Proverbs 31 Wife

  I hated the thought of becoming a Proverbs 31 wife!

  Jewl

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  VampireDCLXV 15 years ago

  Anything to do with Slavery, Slaving, being a humble slave, etc.

  

  Yup. Being a JW is slavery alright! Glad to be free of that shit...

  V665

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