What's your pet-hate Witnessisms? Mine is 'in the truth'. Blegh!!

by oldlightnewshite 58 Replies latest jw friends

  • aquagirl
    aquagirl

    "Faithful and discreet slave"always creeped me out and sounded like a Stephan King book.

  • Dumi
    Dumi

    "Sheep-like-ones", "Little flock", "Anointed", "Great crowd", "This system of things"...

    By the way, where does the view that "worldly" people are "Goat-Like-Ones" come from? is it even scriptural??

  • Little Imp
    Little Imp

    Arrangement

    Christendom

    that was the best assembly ever

    excellent talk (when it was obviously boring)

    Sister (yuk) I always wanted a sister but not one in the KH thank you

    unbeliever (how do they know?)

  • Magwitch
    Magwitch

    WE ARE SOOOOOOOOO CLOSE (magwitch - you will never go to kindergarten)

    UNCLEAN CONDUCT

    WORLDY PEOPLE (absolute scum)

    THE FRIENDS (like some sacred, holy group)

    KEEP READJUSTING (just like a car needs a little tune-up so do we)

    FORNICATION (it sounds so utterly filthy)

  • stapler99
    stapler99

    "fine". A fine talk, brother! A fine provision from the Faithful and Discreet Slave!

    "worldly" - as if to imply all non-Jehovah's Witnesses are wicked people.

  • clarity
    clarity

    ....and jehovah, as we go now to our several homes we pray your protection. (120 pubs at the meeting!)

    In Haiti ...."the brothers were there first!"

    jah's Happy people

    Do more xxxxxxx

    She's so theocratic

    she witnessed to him

    unbaptized publisher or is that .... unpublished baptizer

    clarity

  • clarity
    clarity

    whoops forgot my bestest one .... Excert yourself vigorously! lol

    C

  • wasblind
    wasblind

    " Make the truth your own "

    " keep on the watch" though, cause it has an expiration date

    you don't want to be goin' house to house with old truth

    who says truth never get old

  • Jewel
    Jewel

    Paradise earth....

    Park-like paradise....

    Drove me nuts....like it would be good if we wiped out ecosystems and put in a couple of picnic tables

    Marked

    Useful for someone they wanted to shun but who hadn't had the decency to get properly disfellowshipped

    Headship

    Proverbs 31 Wife

    I hated the thought of becoming a Proverbs 31 wife!

    Jewl

  • VampireDCLXV
    VampireDCLXV

    Anything to do with Slavery, Slaving, being a humble slave, etc.

    Yup. Being a JW is slavery alright! Glad to be free of that shit...

    V665V665

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