Things You'll Never Hear a JW Say ...

by sacolton 40 Replies latest jw friends

  • sacolton
    sacolton

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  • minimus
    minimus

    What a great find! Hilarious!!!!

  • Magwitch
    Magwitch

    I have a few more.....

    THAT WAS THE WORST ASSEMBLY YET

    I REALLY MISS THOSE HOAGIES AT THE DISTRICT CONVENTION

    CAN WE LISTEN TO THE KINGDOM MELODIES IN THE CAR AND AT HOME?

    THAT BLOOD SAUSAGE WAS AWESOME

    JEHOVAH'S PEOPLE ARE THE MOST MISERABLE ON EARTH

  • OnTheWayOut
    OnTheWayOut

    I didn't see:

    Wasn't it nice to spend the holidays with family?
    What are your kids wearing for Halloween?

  • Soldier77
    Soldier77

    Let's go have a smoke.

    I went to Vegas and won on the poker tables!

    I'd like to do some special pioneer work on you...

    We are false prophets and we apologize for misleading, misguiding and lying to all of you.

    The 144k isn't a literal number.

  • MsDucky
    MsDucky

    I'm kind of new to Facebook. How do I join? I don't see the friend request application/button on the site.

  • QuestioningEverything
    QuestioningEverything

    "Guess what? I was accepted to (insert college/university name) on a full-ride scholarship."

  • Darth plaugeis
    Darth plaugeis

    Things You'll Never Hear a JW Say ...

    I'm sorry

  • keyser soze
    keyser soze

    "You want me to put it where?"

  • Bonnie_Clyde
    Bonnie_Clyde

    Thank you, Jesus

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