Things You'll Never Hear a JW Say ...

by sacolton 15 years ago 40 Replies latest 15 years ago jw friends

sacolton 15 years ago

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minimus 15 years ago

What a great find! Hilarious!!!!

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Magwitch 15 years ago

I have a few more.....
THAT WAS THE WORST ASSEMBLY YET
I REALLY MISS THOSE HOAGIES AT THE DISTRICT CONVENTION
CAN WE LISTEN TO THE KINGDOM MELODIES IN THE CAR AND AT HOME?
THAT BLOOD SAUSAGE WAS AWESOME
JEHOVAH'S PEOPLE ARE THE MOST MISERABLE ON EARTH

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OnTheWayOut 15 years ago

I didn't see:

Wasn't it nice to spend the holidays with family?
What are your kids wearing for Halloween?

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Soldier77 15 years ago

Let's go have a smoke.
I went to Vegas and won on the poker tables!
I'd like to do some special pioneer work on you...
We are false prophets and we apologize for misleading, misguiding and lying to all of you.
The 144k isn't a literal number.

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MsDucky 15 years ago

I'm kind of new to Facebook. How do I join? I don't see the friend request application/button on the site.

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QuestioningEverything 15 years ago

"Guess what? I was accepted to (insert college/university name) on a full-ride scholarship."

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Darth plaugeis 15 years ago

Things You'll Never Hear a JW Say ...
I'm sorry

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keyser soze 15 years ago

"You want me to put it where?"

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Bonnie_Clyde 15 years ago

Thank you, Jesus

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