"The WBT$ was WRONG!"..
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...OUTLAW
Things You'll Never Hear a JW Say ...
by sacolton 40 Replies latest jw friends
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OUTLAW
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MsDucky
I don't understand what this generation will not pass away means.
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fokyc
"Sorry, I made a mistake", JW's are so perfect they never make a mistake,
They never ever say "Sorry", they have no need to apologize about anything!
Because they follow Jehovah and do what Jehovah says; exactly all the time!
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elderelite
Damn it Darth, you beat me to it!!!!
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serenitynow!
Guess what? I was accepted to (insert college/university name) on a full-ride scholarship."
It's very rare, but it does happen. I grew up with a very "spiritual" JW girl. She was very smart and went to a good private high school. She then got offered a full ride to Yale. She took it, and left "the truth" as soon as she went away. Last I heard she had graduated, had a good job, and never went back to the KH. I'm happy for her.
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serenitynow!
They also never say: "I don't know." They would rather give a convoluted BS answer to something than say they don't know the answer.
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notverylikely
"I'll be your friend no matter what"
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Ding
"I know I have Jehovah's approval."
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cantleave
"I was so looking forward to 1975"
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Ding
Although a lot of these are funny, they also illustrate how the WTS messes up so many people.