LOL
Love it Violia. How true!
A Warning to Elders
by Darth plaugeis 61 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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Farkel
If you know they are coming over, draw a white chalk outline of a body on your driveway, and toss a bunch of Watchtowers around the outline.
That should do the trick!
Alternatively, you could also come to the door naked holding a big old cross and a mouth full of warm split-pea soup loaded with garlic. When you open the door, shove the cross right up to their faces and hurl the split pea soup all over them while shouting the worst obscenities you can think of.
Just tryin' to help here.
Farkel
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mrsjones5
hurt me and I can deal with it, hurt my children and I will bury your body where no one will find it
I like it
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Darth plaugeis
Farkel thats funny the chalk outline.
The peasoup thing was done by me all ready. They heard words I know they Never Heard ..... so the Rumor that I was Possessed by Demons Began!
Thats why I would be really Surprised if they tried to Find me. They have been Warned.
I don't care if they DF me or anything just DO NOT make contact with me!
The reason I think they will is I told an Elder to take his Watchtower and stick up his Fu&$%g Ass and the Idiot tried to Contact me 1 year later.
So I told him again...... come by my house ever again and you will Not leave on your Own!
So he tried to call. Glad I missed it... Darth Please call me back.
Some just don't know when you ARE SPEAKING TRUTH!
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ziddina
"... "Local needs" parts are nothing more than public slander of people they don't have enough info to DF. ..."
Mad Sweeney, that is one of the best descriptions of "local needs" talks I've ever heard!!
Zid
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Darth plaugeis
Local needs Sucked cause everyone knew who they were talking about. Emotional Torture!
So Bro. Sad your daughter is Fornicating Huh?
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Violia
They met you and don't know you are possessed? I knew that right away
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Darth plaugeis
And you have seen my family is also Possessed LOL
We are just one happy sacrificing Virgins to the Dark Lord Family.
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ziddina
"If you know they are coming over, draw a white chalk outline of a body on your driveway, and toss a bunch of Watchtowers around the outline. ..."
Farkel!!! You crazy guy!!!
Crap, I might just do that for Halloween!!!
Zid
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Darth plaugeis
After seeing what Brodan is going thru makes you see maybe the Rage is Justified.
I haven't prayed in years but, wish I could for him.