Asked a co-worker to join Egg and me for my BD dinner...

notverylikely

You heard it here first, ladies, size matter.
The line forms to the right, take a number.
asilentone

(I have a big one, but it does not matter, it is how you rock the boat)
White Dove

I'm entering through the buddy door...for now.
Gotta crack that shell he's in.
So far, so good.
My BS detector is telling me that this guy is worth it, if only for a friend.
asilentone

Do you think there is any possibility for both of you to be more than friends in the future?
White Dove

I think so. But, I need to get to know him better. He has shown that he really is interested in being friends, so we'll see.
Depressed people like him don't usually seek out the company of others, so I've taken it upon myself to be friends with him, as long as he's agreeable sounding.
He's so nice. He fights to smile at people. He just wants to be home under his rock. He'd work from home, if he could, he said.
Never,
You are such a prick! Bothering about size, indeed. Are you gay, or something? Why are you so concerned about size?
I'm not flucking the TV. Geez.